Seven Important Concepts to Improve the Way You Think About the World: A Thread

Whether it be Montana, France, or Japan, we cannot abandon the 1st world for the 4th.

Treat your AI like an Asian tiger mom.

But what if importing Indians to Montana is the only way to kill the Town Pump monopoly on gas stations?

AI may be better than me at math, science, coding, medicine, and law, but I won't be impressed until it masters remote viewing and astral projection.

Gamers raising money to build a playground is like alcoholics raising money to build a treatment center. Love to see them breaking the cycle!

If I pass away from cracking my spine, know that I died doing something I love.

You're telling me there were 12 tribes in Israel but not a single one of them had a lucrative casino? Color me skeptical!

Picked up this 9/11 shirt at the thrift store a few months back. Makes me think there's a timeline where a giant bald eagle intercepted the planes. Anti-terrorist Mothra!

Selling AI surveillance cameras to gyms so that they can fine members who neglect to wipe down machines or fail to finish their set, for example. Flock for fitness!

What if we just turned long-term inmates into batteries/processors like in The Matrix? Prisons as data centers!

If only there were a Flock camera in Lindsay Clancy's house, we could use AI facial analysis to tell whether she was really crazy when she killed her three children.

Get yourself a girl like a data center: - Consumes lots of water - Comes from money - Probably tied to intel agencies

My gf has been watching "The Bear" recently and enjoying it, which confuses me, because she hates when I scream at her in the kitchen to cook better.

As a man, I do use an all-in-one product when I shower: Dawn dish soap. If they clean baby ducks with it, then surely I can use it on my pits.

Elementary school teachers had us believing the sanctity of one's "bubble" was like a right recognized by the UN or something.

I'll tolerate Flock cameras if they post all the street fights they capture on WorldStar.

Morning chuckle from the newspaper: a police captain named Shanks investigating a stabbing.

i like men, i like women; however i do not like he-shes. the world is a strange place

Heelys shoes but for double leg amputees. Call them Kneelys.