midwestern nerd dungeon master left-handed he/him dad #dnd hobbyist. https://xitter.cf/t.co/4L0qYyuj2e

St Clair Shores, MI
Joined November 2019
Why tf did I wait until the age of 34 to get into D&D? #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #wtf
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Fat-suits will always be cringe to me.
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The best thing about kid's toys is that there are a lot of them, and they can all easily roll under the couch.
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That norovirus does not fuck around.
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Otto hasn't put Grogu down all day. #StarWars #Mandalorian
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I'm creating an RPG called "Pretendies with Friendies" #TTRPGs
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Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves every award they are nominated for at every event.
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A dragon lumbers from out of the smoke, dripping ichor from a gem on it's forehead. It stares at you, a playful smirk on its face. Roll initiative. Early Access for my supporters of something to happen in the future in my campaign! Retweets appreciated! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons
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He is a grown man now.
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Throw some curry powder in your tomato soup. It is a game-changer.
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Cultivating cozy nap-time vibes is hard to do without feeling sleepy yourself. #toddlers
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Shout-out to @hazydellpress for doing this right.
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I have been craving a good euchre night for a while now.
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We moved a lamp next to the cat tree and now Lafayette always looks dramatic af.
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🙌👹🙌🤘🤘
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Watching Otto walk around has me in all the feels.
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