I program rockets for a living. I program programming languages for fun. 'Highly regarded' - my peers

Joined February 2023
codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
I’d rather not entrust space travel to a guy who does a Nazi salute
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First day back at the job and I have to write C++ code that will go to space instead of Rust code that no one but me will use
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
It's really not that hard...
the way men all seem to automatically know how to access “the dark web” has always been slightly unsettling to me
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Ultima@UltimaShadowX5 Jan 2025
Turn based RPGs imply the existence of straight cringe RPGs.
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
"What radicalized you?" x:
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define ‘range’
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Nobody laughing at that joke fills me with rage
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*quits job* damn this administration and their efficiency layoffs
I’ve got a better idea, if your dick is bigger than 6 inches, you’re out. If it’s less than, you’re in. Do you see how fucking arbitrary and insane nonsense this fucking is?
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
If women 4 isles of "sunkissed dewdrop" we can have 1 shelf of RAPTORSTRIKE
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
Dude this tweet is like giga hidden, it’s not even showing up in my bookmarks sucks cuz it’s potentially tweet of the year
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
Me to program management on Monday when I tell them my analysis isn't done
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forced to study 😔
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
Genuinely worried what happens to the human brain at around 50 years
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
Replying to @swlkr
In Rust We Trust
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
Pop Crave
@PopCrave2 Nov 2024
Olivia Rodrigo reveals that a guy wanting to go to space is a red flag for her: “This is a very oddly specific question that I ask guys on first dates. I always ask them if they think that they would want to go to space. And if they say yes, I don’t date them. I just think if you wanna go to space, you’re a little too full of yourself. I think it’s just weird.”
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codedog 💻🚀 retweeted
> Follow person because they seem neat and said some stuff I agreed with in a thread > Immediately see worst take of my life Many such cases
Early return is actually not great
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Why don't companies just build computers with 64GB of cache? Are they stupid?
You asked for it, so here it is. Visualizing CPU cache speeds relative to RAM. Cache optimization is important too!
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> "Learning python doesn't have to be complicated!" > Posts such a bad graphic it's borderline misinformation
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