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Dundee, Scotland
Joined March 2009
Listen, I haven’t seen every video on the Internet, so I can’t say with certainty, but this could quite possibly be the greatest video ever created
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I will not play it safe with range and follow a chart topping sound. I will sign good music simply because it’s good music, not for numbers. I will find artists from all over the world & do my part to build OUR following so we can be helpful exposure for them.
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Choking to just throw these out every gig now - 90% of folk would shit their pants 😂
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This is actually the best bit about this app, op comparing Spanish & Japanese houses spouting a lot of stuff but literally missing the massive point and this guy in one fell swoop destroys it - 😂
Replying to @patrimcriterio
I assume you’re ignoring the elephant in the room on purpose: Japan’s earthquakes. Japanese houses are made of lighter and more flexible materials than Spanish houses because they’re made to weather multiple earthquakes a year. Japan has about 1500 earthquakes a year. These materials do not age as well. Typical Japanese houses are demolished after 30-32 years. If you built a Spanish house in Japan, its value would degrade even faster, because by the fifth earthquake you’ll have no ceilings or roof left.
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I think I just found the best one yet 😭
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Honestly saving grace. Genuinely hate rekordbox in its current state. Wish I just still burned cd’s 😭
Every DJ hates rekordbox - its bloated and buggy, most of the times it won't even launch for me. someone built a slimmer and fully compatible alternative with a much more solid beat analysis. it opens in a second and its free. definitely trying it! rbxport.com
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.
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How do u get the job as the no phone laser sniper at dc10 ive been practicing
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When your fighting for your life mixing a tune in and someone completely buckles you and chucks a towel on to the decks 😂
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Always next year for my top 100 DJs entry 🤝
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Blows my mind the comments in this, wether you are a hardline trumper or not, he defo said - let them take out la let them take out San Diego, that is literally what he said. Regardless of whatever you think or believe / even mentioning this is insane for a president 😅
I can’t believe I have to say this, but Trump saying “Let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay” should be grounds for 25th Amendment removal. No president, regardless of political affiliation, should be fine with a US city getting nuked.
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Honestly any DJs struggling for a name - get yirself into this, fucking incredible selections in here 👌🏻
Bob Mortimer once gave rescue cats daft names in order to help them get adopted. Pissing myself at some of these. 1/2
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Bob Mortimer once gave rescue cats daft names in order to help them get adopted. Pissing myself at some of these. 1/2
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Replying to @HalfwayPost
So it’s a win-win situation here…
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Can you please delete this!?
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Honest answers only : uk fast food tier lists please?
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No word of a lie - @ewanmcvicar_ still gets ID’d for vapes
Nobody is stopping us from creating random rumors about DJs against their will
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