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2021 Donkeypunch Baseball Champion 🏆 2024 Donkeypunch Hockey Champion 🏆

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BREAKING... Mayor Ken Sim is calling for the launch of a bidding process to bring a Major League Baseball expansion franchise to Vancouver. "We see an opportunity to position Vancouver as the next home for a franchise." #MLB #bcpoli #vanpoli dailyhive.com/vancouver/vanc

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If the WBC was travel ball
 Team USA is about to miss bracket play. Bryce Harper’s dad and Alex Bregman’s dads are in the parking lot forming a new team since their kids are on the bench tonight.
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See a ‘Sports Parent’ sitting alone? There is a reason. - No drama. - No negativity. - No ignorance. - No complaining. - No badmouthing coaches or refs. They just want to enjoy watching their child play.
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Drake Baldwin, 2025 National League Rookie of the Year. Notice he’s wearing the C in this photo sent to me by Brad Byce, his youth hockey coach. When you draft high-character people who are multi-sport athletes, great things can happen. ⁊@MLBNetwork⁩ ⁊@NHLMedia⁩
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Literally any Jays fan could’ve made a better decision. Utterly inexcusable
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I have defended Schneider tooth and nail and think he’s done fine up to this point but going to Brendon Little will over shadow every single move he’s made and unfortunately it makes me sick that we went to this fukin guy out of the pen. Inexcusable. Pathetic. Embarrassing.
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Every baseball player develops at a different age! Just because you’re great at 12 years old on the small field, doesn’t mean you’ll be that great at 17/18. I’ll leave it at that!
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile this year? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
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Found this in my notes from 2020: High school baseball players with hopes of playing in college, here are some things you NEED to hear and if you’re upset by this in any way you need to humble yourself very quickly. Trust me I’m trying to help you. 1.take your jewelry off. Your chain doesn’t look cool, your earrings don’t make you look cool. You know what’s cool? NOT being a hey look at me guy. Let your game talk. Once you hit 30 homers in the big leagues, buy a chain. Until then, stay humble. 2.Stop pouting and looking at your coach if the umpire makes a questionable call. The umpire didn’t make you foul off the good pitch to hit you just missed the pitch before. Show some damn toughness. 3.The easiest way to keep you on the bench is for you to pout and not be encouraging your teammates success. Hoping somebody fails so you look better is for losers. 4.You better hit .400 if you’ve got more gear than a big leaguer up there with an elbow guard and shin guard and every gadget in the world to look important. Maybe get stronger and I promise the 72mph fastball you’re protecting yourself from isn’t going to kill you. 5.If you’re an infielder and you can’t make 9/10 routine plays, you better get two hits a game. If you can’t do either, you can’t play. If you can’t reach first base from whatever position you play, you don’t have a position. 6.If you’re an outfielder and you can’t catch a fly ball OR hit a cutoff man, you can’t play 7.If you don’t know how many outs there are you can’t play. 8.If you don’t know what the signs are, you can’t play. 9.If you know you’re not the fastest kid on the team and you get the steal sign, you better know how to get an aggressive primary lead AND how to get good jumps or you guessed it, you can’t play. 10.If you have an answer for everything because you know more than your coach, then you can sit right beside him and watch the game while the players that are coachable get a chance to play. 11.If you’re a pitcher and you think you have three pitches but can only throw one of them over the plate, you only have one pitch. Pitchers with one pitch are pretty predictable. If you can’t throw two pitches for a strike, you’re not a pitcher. 12.If you can’t diagnose and apply in-game adjustments you can’t play. 13.Being good on the field is cooler than pretending youre good on the internet. 14.If you haven’t seen the weight room in a month and can’t bench your own body weight, stop talking about college baseball. You don’t take it serious enough to make the necessary commitment to play at that level. 15.If you’re walking back to the dugout after your second K telling everybody that the pitcher sucks you’re worried about the wrong guy and you can’t play. 16.If you’re on the bench and talking about anything OTHER than the game and how to help your teammates you can’t play.
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This is what happens when hardcore fans are priced out of the building. Leafs Nation is absurdly passionate - but many of them will never see the inside of Scotiabank Arena. #leafsforever
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The announcers for the #canucks and #flames are absolutely terrible. Tv has been muted.
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Customer service has never been worse in history and yet there have never been more customer service employees demanding tips. Everyone sucks at their job and they all want to be rewarded for it. Strange times.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!! #AlsIN
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Major League Baseball is hands down one of the worst run leagues in the world.
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Greens handling of Podkolzin is embarrassing. @Canucks @benkuzma @DhaliwalSports
Dolis can’t be on this team going forward, he’s not a major leaguer.@BlueJays
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