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Please don’t try to turn criminals into victims. If they burnt their classmates they deserve all the bullying they get.
Even in custody, bullying still happens? 8 Utumishi Girls accused in the fire that killed 16 students are facing harassment from peers inside Remand home #NationVerticals
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Or probably thought they were given a ride instead of walking.
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They probably thought everyone was going out for lunch
I'm actually shocked KE walked out. That's showing uncharacteristic spine...
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Huku nyuma wanauliza unataka kutafta tweep ako faceless lakini kutafta baby daddy is where you draw the line🤔
Last time a man went after my son because they were faceless on here, I hunted them down. Mimi usiwe mjinga huku especially about kids.
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This is even small. Somewhere last year It was alarming to witness Mexican drug cartels breach an FBI informant’s phone to extract geolocation and call records, then tap into security camera networks across Mexico to track FBI agents and informants facilitating highly targeted assassinations. This news was all over. If these cartels seriously begin recruiting nerds or tech-savvy individuals, it could change everything. Imagine them deploying custom ransomware or building out cyber capabilities it would take their operations to a whole new level.
Yesterday, the FBI confirmed it had been hacked. The hackers claim they have data on ALL FBI employees. Reporters have already reviewed a sample of 5,000 personnel records containing names, addresses, phone numbers and even information about their spouses. The people who investigate everyone just became the investigation. Crazy.
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- PATRICK DORGU I made a video highlighting another school boy error made by Dorgu during the game vs City that you probably spotted too.. If he's neither a winger nor a reliable LB option then Manchester united have a serious Patrick Dorgu problem..
Patrick Dorgu genuinely boggles my mind, bro.. I've just seen something he did against City and it wasn't even the header for the goal and I'm genuinely lost for words coz he did THE SAME THING AGAINST EVERTON!!!!!!
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I’ll tell you what Noah Fifita can rip it!!! Breaking down a big time throw ⬇️
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People forget just how INSANE Smallville was getting. It started with Clark Kent hiding his powers in Smallville and somehow turned into Bart Allen, Green Arrow, Cyborg, Aquaman, Supergirl, the Justice League, Doomsday and Darkseid showing up. They even showed JSA including Green Lantern Alan Scott. And the show went WAY deeper with Kryptonite than most live-action Superman adaptations ever did. Red made Clark lose his inhibitions, Blue suppressed his powers, Black split his sides, Silver messed with his perception, Gold could permanently strip his powers. Then there were Aquaman, Justice League, Supergirl and other spin-off ideas being developed around the show. Smallville was basically building a DC universe in TV before the Arrowverse even existed. What a ridiculous run.
Clark Kent says goodbye to Bart Allen... with a friendly race!
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Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸
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ABC Australia explaining how to buy sex in Thailand “Say I want to spend a little time with Tina over here” 😂
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Wakili amenikumbusha kesho tukona final ruling. Langu jicho tu, I want to see what happens when you ignore court orders - does it mean you think the magistrate or the law is the idiot. I’m genuinely curious about how umahuru is treated by the law.
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In a country where people are self funding to represent the country in international competitions and national teams going on go-slows due to lack of payment? Shame is constantly rare when it comes to you people
Proud moment for Kenya, as President Ruto attends the New York Liberty vs Atlanta Dream WNBA game in Brooklyn to support Kenyan star Madina Okot; reflecting his commitment to sports development and growth, through modern infrastructure, grassroots talent and youth opportunities.
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I bought my boxers by myself two weeks ago and yesterday I changed my toilet roll without spreading my legs for any girl. I love the man I'm becoming
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😂😂😂😂😂 some things are ridiculous, but you don’t fully grasp how ridiculous they are until a man says them.
I bought my boxers by myself two weeks ago and yesterday I changed my toilet roll without spreading my legs for any girl. I love the man I'm becoming
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I never doubted the opening line on Hit Em Up
Faith Evans just explained why sexual intimacy doesn't do much for her as an adult. She says she got her promiscuous phase out of the way during her teenage years. Faith Evans: “I used to fuck mad niggas when I was little. That's why dick don't really do shit for me now.” Faith Evans: “When I was like probably around 15, 16, 17, I was pretty promiscuous.”
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I’m glad she’s saying this out loud because more men need to be aware of how a woman’s past can impact their relationship with her. Now this sexually burnt out and closed minded woman who gave all her sexual ambition to other men wants you to take her serious.
Faith Evans just explained why sexual intimacy doesn't do much for her as an adult. She says she got her promiscuous phase out of the way during her teenage years. Faith Evans: “I used to fuck mad niggas when I was little. That's why dick don't really do shit for me now.” Faith Evans: “When I was like probably around 15, 16, 17, I was pretty promiscuous.”
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A supermarket does not need to charge twice as much to make your shopping expensive. An extra KSh80 here, KSh103 there and KSh147 next time can quietly stretch an already tired household budget. Look at this graph. Quickmart recorded the highest total in all three sampled nine-category baskets: • 28 April 2025: Quickmart charged KSh2,268 against Chandarana’s KSh2,188. That is KSh80 more, or approximately 3.7%. • 30 June 2025: Quickmart charged KSh2,242 against Carrefour’s KSh2,139. That is KSh103 more, or approximately 4.8%. • 14 July 2025: Quickmart charged KSh2,283 against Naivas’s KSh2,136. That is KSh147 more, or approximately 6.9%. These are historical Nairobi price checks using the lowest available options in nine categories. Brands could differ. They show where Quickmart cost more; they do not establish today’s prices. Now consider what that July gap means. If the same KSh147 difference persisted, buying that basket four times would cost an extra KSh588. Repeating it weekly for 52 weeks would mean KSh7,644 more. That is money leaving your household without adding another item to the trolley. Yet higher prices do not automatically mean enormous profits. Quickmart’s announced 2025 revenue of KSh50.4 billion and adjusted profit after tax of KSh1.7 billion imply an adjusted margin of about 3.37%—roughly KSh3.37 per KSh100 of revenue. A retailer can charge more and still retain little after its costs. This is why supermarkets need stock to move quickly and customers to keep returning. For shoppers, the lesson is practical: compare the complete basket. Quickmart was cheaper on some individual items, even when its overall basket cost more. One attractive offer cannot tell you what the full receipt will look like. Factor in transport and delivery, too. Convenience can be worth paying for. Just know how much you are paying. The supermarket’s job is to grow its sales. Your job is to protect your money. Before giving a retailer your loyalty, give its receipt your attention.
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6,000 is a lot of money by any standards to any ordinary Kenyan who earns an honest living For example, someone earning Ksh 100,000 gross their net salary is 70,441. 6,000 is 8.5% of their salary. Only 397,541 Kenyans earn 100k or more in Kenya formal sector with 262,555 being men. With 31.6m adults that’s just 0.8% of the adult population. Crazy , right ?
😂😂😂 elfu sita ndio mnakuja kulilia hapa. Si you get a girl you can afford ? What is 6k even? I promise you there's no woman who wouldn't want gifts or money. Wanaume wanapeana ata 300k on the first day of talking but after 5days unalilia 6k?
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How “Jobs for the Boys” is ruining ManUtd - Ex: Michael Sansoni
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