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@theMasterKenobi

Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Wrangler of unruly padawans and avid book connoisseur. AMA about Jedi life. || #parody

 Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Joined May 2026
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Catch me if you can.
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Unfortunately not, and it’s rather unpleasant when it gets stuck in crevices. You definitely don’t want it in your mouth.
Madi ❄️❀️ (@ineffable_teeth) profile pictureMadi ❄️❀️@ineffable_teethOct 8
Does drinking bacta cure hangovers
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Charlie πŸ‘½πŸ‘» (@ReconNarwhal) profile picture
Charlie πŸ‘½πŸ‘»@ReconNarwhalOct 6
Since when was Jar Jar Binks such a real one?
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Daily Clone Troopers #Commander Bacara@DailyTrooperAug 1
O Cody, Cody wherefore art thou Cody? We all miss you Cody, please come home ❀️ and while we all wait for you to return you are August's COTM! You all voted for the beloved Commander and i have delivered!
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If you see a scorched ceiling in dojo 6 on the 9th floor, I’d prefer it if you didn’t.
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Anakin says this Gonk is bothered. Seems to happen quite often and it tolerates it.
Sam 🧠🧠🧠 (@freakklok) profile pictureSam 🧠🧠🧠@freakklokJun 7
Can any gonk experts either confirm or deny that it enjoys this?
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milky ⚒ 🌈@__sutlukahve__Jul 16
Obi Wan never change
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All of the caf machines have been moved to my office per my request, whatever will we do?
CODY | CC-2224 (@orangevisors) profile pictureCODY | CC-2224@orangevisorsJul 6
the commander is slipping out of medbay and heading on his way. he has briefings to attend.
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π‘²π„ππŽππˆ .ᐟ@ofhisjediwaysJul 6
not a waiter but i need that tip πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
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π‘²π„ππŽππˆ .ᐟ@ofhisjediwaysJun 25
ass so fat i got the high ground
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π‘²π„ππŽππˆ .ᐟ@ofhisjediwaysJun 24
the dildo of consequences never arrives lubed.
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My dear Cody, whoever bothered you is getting transferred this instant.
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← in the frustration corner.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 π”Έπ•£π•”π•™π•šπ•§π•šπ•€π•₯ (@STRBRN_ARCHVST) profile picture
𝕋𝕙𝕖 π”Έπ•£π•”π•™π•šπ•§π•šπ•€π•₯@STRBRN_ARCHVSTJun 24
Did darth maul eat them after or did you save it for Cody
π‘²π„ππŽππˆ .ᐟ (@ofhisjediways) profile pictureπ‘²π„ππŽππˆ .ᐟ@ofhisjediwaysJun 24
i shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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Put sand in his boots.
‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝐚𝐑𝐬𝐨𝐀𝐚. (@whitesabered) profile picture‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝐚𝐑𝐬𝐨𝐀𝐚.@whitesaberedJun 18
how to drive your master insane pt. 1
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CODY | CC-2224@orangevisorsJun 10
hey.
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cody snores btw.
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Joda@SkywalkerIncest18 Nov 2023
Palpatine definitely has spiders and cobwebs up his pussy
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25γ«γ―θ¦‹γˆγͺγ„γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγͺ…
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He’s been this way ever since I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting him.
⋆ π–˜πžΝŸπ«ΝŸπ¬ΝŸπ’ . (@AXISPUN) profile picture⋆ π–˜πžΝŸπ«ΝŸπ¬ΝŸπ’ .@AXISPUNJun 10
α…  governor tarkin remains utterly charmless . i would have a better conversation with a durasteel wall . α… 
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⁍ || We love and appreciate Mon Mothma in this house.
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μ•„λ‹ˆ μ˜€λΉ„μ™„ 1μ΄λž‘ 2 사이에 이 μ‹œκΈ° μžˆμ—ˆμ„ 거라 μƒκ°ν•˜λ‹ˆκΉŒ γ…ˆγ„΄ μ‹¬λž€ν•΄μ„œ 말도 μ•Šλ‚˜μ˜€λ„€
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