Committed to the Independence of the Kingdom of Strathclyde from its colonial masters in Edinburgh (and the Fifers), orange buses, and #FractalIndependence
The Kingdom of Strathclyde
Joined August 2020
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Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
What a state Glasgow is in. This superb early Victorian square should be a showpiece. But it’s a mess. Devolution supposedly was to bring power closer. But it makes no odds that the ruling Nationalist party is in power in Holyrood and Glasgow or that its leader has her seat here. – at Glasgow, Scotland
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
I’m saying Strathclyde as a whole will never reach her full potential or have a completely successful government until independence is delivered. Half measures can no longer be tolerated. We must have the tools to deliver for Strathclyde and bin HR control of our money @theKSIP
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
This almost sounds like it’s very complicated and expensive to set up an IT system to manage social security?! We’d budgeted £200m to set up everything to run an independent Strathclyde! Are you saying that given this experience our budget is horrifically unrealistic?!? 😐
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
The Kingdom of Strathclyde fought against joining the fledgling Kingdom of Scotland for 200 yrs, but was absorbed into it in the 11th century when their king died.
When is Strathclyde getting it's referendum on independence from Scotland & ending Edinburgh rule?
Indy is normal.
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Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
What do you expect from Holyrood and its Edinburgh-focussed policies! We’re denied a simple rail link to @GLA_Airport while they blow millions supporting mass transit for @theSNP politicians…
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
👉🏼 The problem isn't just Nicola Sturgeon - it's the whole broken Holyrood system.
📉 Whoever becomes First Minister, Strathclyde will still be held back by Holyrood control - whether it's Scexit or austerity.
Let's shape our own future instead. @theKSIP
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
An independent Kingdom of Strathclyde will require all media organisations to have a government appointed comedy-commissar to approve anything satirical or comical prior to publication. This will ensure that nobody is offended and prevent any mockery of our glorious revolution!
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
A thread on @ScotNational's coverage of a recent popular @thesaintonline post, and why our Executive team decided to stand by the piece.
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Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
We do not recognise the artificial east-coast invention of a kingdom of ‘Scotland’. It is an attempt by an Edinburgh elite to force a manufactured, homogenous ‘Scottish’ identity upon Strathclyde and suppress our history and culture!!
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
Strathclyde needs independence so we'll no longer have to put up with being treated like something on the sole of Holyrood's shoe.
Support @theKSIP
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
This has to be a piss take, surely!? I’d say the @ComedyUnit were running @theSNP Twitter account but then this is actually darkly funny and satirical…
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
We were refused a place on the ballot simple because we didn’t register as a party, submit any forms, or nominate any candidates. It’s a clear case of political skullduggery and harassment by a corrupt Holyrood regime intent on silencing the people of Strathclyde.
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
Always good to hear the detailed, insider background from @pinstripedline in regards to the growing crisis in the Channel Islands. A worrying prelude that will lead to the First Bergerac War @EngageStrategy1 @thinkdefence @warmatters?
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
And Scexit will push voters to Strathclyde Independence! Then Strathexit will push voters to Glasgow independence! Then Glexit will push voters to Shawlands independence! Then Shexit will push voters to Deanston independence (compete with bakery)! Then Dexit will... etc. etc.
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
It’s an accurate view of a glorious, post-independence Kingdom of Strathclyde where nobody will be able to afford a flat screen TV or streaming services & television will return to low-resolution analogue signals! The people will accept decades of shit TV to achieve independence!
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
In summary: ‘she says she forgot, that’s very unlikely, almost unbelievable, but not impossible, and because I can’t see any reason why she’d lie about it, I’m choosing to believe her’. Still to get to the section about the dolphins...
Kingdom of Strathclyde Independence Party retweeted
So the slashing of council budgets & centralisation of power in Holyrood since 2007 means that without Sturgeon’s absolute rule we’d have descended into chaos & anarchy? Should we be grateful for her benevolence & ignore any corruption? In Fife they would, but not in Strathclyde!
