Web Developer @silvercarbyaudi Self proclaimed Professional Chef 💻🏌️ Definitely breaking web pages somewhere.

Austin, TX
Joined June 2011
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hurt or not, the same issues plague Baker week after week. it's ok to be alarmed about that
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THE RAYS ARE LITERALLY DANCING ON THE YANKEES GRAVES
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The President of the United States tweeted “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!” and now the FBI and AG’s office announce that they’ve thwarted a plot by a militia to violently overthrow the government and kidnap Gov. Whitmer. But sure, very fine people on both sides.
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Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. joe.link/3nvsFwL
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That’s a great question Susan, let me start by not answering it then finish by definitely not answering it. #VPDebate
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Trump- “I went to school on Covid I get it - “ Proceeds to expose his secret service to covid -infuriate Walter reade doctors to have for 2 block parade - which shows - of course - he’s learned nothing - he’s a sociopath Had enough yet ? #25thAmendmentNow”
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Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music
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Be like Jon Stewart. He never forgot. 🇺🇸
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Pinning the “Delay the election” tweet to your account, on the day that they announce the worst economic numbers on record, is like hitting a moving putt on 13 so nobody talks about how you’re +10 for the tournament and probably never going to win the U.S. Open, after all.
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Greg Pfaff retweeted
ICUs Reach Breaking Point As Nation Hits 4 Million Coronavirus Hoaxes bit.ly/3fVtkDr
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10k giveaway!! 🎉 A full year of Frontend Masters membership, worth $390 They have 100+ premium courses! Anything you need to master front-end dev. To enter: 1. Like this tweet 2. Retweet 3. Follow me (if you want, not required) I will pick a random winner this Sunday!
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git blame
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To all the karens and amy duncans out there: Wear your fucking masks, it’s not that hard to give a shit about other people.
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La bebe refuses to wear a mask but she has breathing problems.😂😂😂 #bebe #IHaveABreathingProblem #KarensGoneWild
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Remember: Steve Mnuchin is refusing to disclose which companies received more than $500 billion in taxpayer funds. Americans deserve to know whether this administration is serving working families, or just enriching corporate execs and wealthy friends. washingtonpost.com/business/…
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We won’t stop until this becomes the norm! No more stereotypes. Just loving our neighbor as we love ourself
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For those keeping score at home: The President refused to invoke the Defense Production Act to mobilize and save lives quickly against COVID-19. But he didn't hesitate to invoke the 1807 Insurrection Act to deploy the military on American streets against protests.
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The second, related, strategy is using cell phone location data combined with data on known positive cases to alert possible exposures to self isolate and get tested. Figure from @ChristoPhraser and colleagues who've considered this in detail. 15/19
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