i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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β€œCollege turns kids liberal”. If education makes people liberal, what does that say about conservatism?
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"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from: -getting humiliated -showing up terrified and doing it anyway -admitting you might be the problem
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worst case scenario I'll make it. Best case scenario I'll make it big.
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Personally I think if you’re shitting on protests from the comfort of your crumb-coated couch after not doing anything close to revolution during the fucking fourth reich then you’re just performative and annoying
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I have no clue what i meant by this
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The craziest part of the Tesla Roadster event is when @elonmusk begged to attend Jeffrey Epstein's "wildest parties" over email. (Multiple times)
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hydrated obama be like β€œlet me pee clear”
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when a kid cries in an airplane they call the child protection services because there's no way that kid is taking me on 1v1
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