@theCara

Comedy. Caffeine. Political Junkie. Biotech. San Francisco. Food. Cocktails. Kittens. She / Her / It Me

 San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2007
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ME: Huh, a tiny thing has briefly made me feel an emotion. MY BRAIN: Pizza will heal that.
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Catty Comments@CattyCommentsOct 17
It's better to be ambulatory than USA national champion: the Dulcy Caylor story, an ABC after school special. – at San Francisco, CA
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Jeff Timmer
@jefftimmerOct 16
Say whatcha will about Stephen Miller now, but he sure was a cute baby
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@SlenderSherbetOct 16
I don't want you to panic but there's only two weeks left before Halloween if you haven't cleaned your bat yet.
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Cara Tramontano@theCaraOct 16
Replying to @nytimes
A Zacharia is now 5 days, just under .5 Scaramuccis. Congratulations @Scaramucci! xitter.cf/nytimes/status/2111151…
The New York Times
@nytimesOct 16
Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter.  nyti.ms/4yuECpZ

Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days

The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

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If @SFGiants had any imagination they would purchase and do this with the SF Centre mall. Bonus: direct access to the only subway station that has the 2 light rail lines that go to Oracle Park. 🙌 – at South San Francisco, CA
New York Post
@nypostSep 21
Rams turning rundown mall into new 52-acre, $10 billion village HQ with thousands of homes planned trib.al/dVgmavb
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Props to Lilly for giving some of that sweet sweet #Foundayo marketing budget to pitchwoman Martha Stewart, the only celebrity imprisoned for minor insider trading in pharma stock. You enjoy all of that awesome pharma cash, HRH Martha. 🙌 youtu.be/wsKlRgMAx3A?is=jXob… – at South San Francisco, CA

Foundayo Commercial #6 (2026, Revised)

Previous version: https://youtu.be/BT87bi7qvXk

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Whoever wrote Amy Poehler's presentation speech should win an #Emmys - that was freaking hilarious. #losers – at South San Francisco, CA
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The Associated Press
@APAug 28
BREAKING: A federal judge once again blocks President Trump's executive order limiting mail voting. apnews.com/article/trump-vot…

Judge again blocks Trump mail ballot executive order in ruling that’s likely to be swiftly appealed

A federal judge is once again blocking President Donald Trump’s executive order that seeks to limit mail voting in the midterm elections. U.S.

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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonAug 17
There is nothing inappropriate about Donald Trump's relationship with Natalie Harp. by David Brooks
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Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFastAug 14
What if we’re all just passengers on the decoy plane?
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Gentle quake - good morning! This is lasting awhile, so big quake nearby? #sf #quake – at San Francisco, CA
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Per @MyShakeApp 4.1 in San Leandro #quake #esrthquake – at San Francisco, CA
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonAug 3
My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShowJul 29
Watching Laura Ingraham make faces at Fauci's hearing while listening to Laura Ingraham complain about other people making faces
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonJul 26
Elon Musk is calling for the execution of the Economist editor who interviewed him. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.
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sloan@SloanstweetsJul 23
IN THIS HOUSE IT'S CALLED "TWITTER"! END OF STORY!
Pop Base
@PopBaseJul 23
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonJul 22
How I would have cast the Odyssey Odysseus - Scott Baio Penelope - Roseanne Barr Telemachus - Clav Circe - Patricia Heaton Antinous - James Woods
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Deb
@DontCallMeDebbyJul 21
Just in time for Halloween 🎃
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Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerIIJul 21
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Tale of two senatorial staffs: McConnell (KY): hospitalized for over a month, zero statements until Sunday, then releases statement with possible AI hostage-style proof of life photo. Graham (SC): dies, immediately issues press release - HE DEAD. 💀💀💀 – at San Francisco, CA
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloonJul 16
I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
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