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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I am retarded.

Joined November 2023
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I just got paid $20 by a machine to tweet this. $ATM TXN VKVH-22YA
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Do you realize that @RoboStrategy ($650m MC) CMO is also the 3rd top solana:7LA4wwjoXU4hAdwX1eT5ouuSsMrHq9wHQBfAyPfJK1eQ holder on stonk? Do you realize that humanoid robots powered by super intelligent AI is the endgame for society? Do you realize that clanker is the #1 meme to describe these robots? Do you realize that companies aligning with their top tokens only helps their main asset by driving attention and demand? Connect the dots and tell me what happens...
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Replying to @traderpow
The smol one
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Advanced Micro Dog is not powerful because he is big he is powerful because there are billions of him
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All I want for Christmas is an XBOX.
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The biggest communities already exist.
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pmav is live on arc mainnet. the dollar chain has a coin board now. launch in usdc, trade in usdc, gas costs a cent and settles in under a second. 2% max wallet, block+1 open, dev earns 0.7% of every trade. graduation at $42,069. coins are already launching. pmav.fun/#/arc
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His name is rob and he's in a hood simple
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His name is Rob and he's in a hood $rob
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pmav is at the intersection of RWA and memes on-chain; a vision set forth by Vlad Tenev and executed by pmav. 🦇 more RWA integrations today. right now our philosophy is "build it and they will come"
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200k usdc raise. 200k $ NUKE tokens. no team allocation. seasonal pvp ponzi. telegram integrated social media. the more cred u get the more aprs u get. its simple really.
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🦇 launch a coin in one transaction, it costs gas 🦇 every coin is a real uniswap v4 pool from block one, trading on terminals from its first trade 🦇 block 0 snipes are physically impossible. trading opens block+1 🦇 2% first hour cap on every wallet 🦇 snipers pay the dev. early buy premium sends 70% straight to the creator 🦇 creators earn 0.7% of every trade FOREVER, plus 70% of graduated pool fees over 2x pump 🦇 every token scanner clean: no owner, no taxes, no blacklist, auto verified on blockscout within minutes 🦇 lock your dev supply up to 100 years or burn it, on chain, with receipts and badges on your coin page 🦇 copycats get marked, not paid. anti vamp cooldowns, COPY? flags, OG badges 🦇 dead coin? the community takeover rail moves the fees to whoever does the work 🦇 live chart that repaints itself in seconds: bonding, almost bonded, graduated 🦇 paste any CA in search and jump straight to the coin 🦇 leaderboards for top traders, top devs, loyalists and referrers 🦇 loyalty points and two tier referrals, season zero running now 🦇 bridge ETH from mainnet without leaving the site 🦇 full public api and websocket firehose for your bots 🦇 transparency page tracking every fee to the chain, and an ipfs mirror so your fees stay claimable even if our domain dies none of this is a roadmap. it is ALL live at pmav.fun today. and the next drop is already in the works. deeper terminal integrations, automation we have not shown yet, and something special for everyone who was here for coin one 🦇 the trenches wrote the spec. we are still shipping it.
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We scraped thousands of tweets for research and analyzed them to see what the trenches really wanted in a launchpad. Introducing the first launchpad dedicated to fair launches and stopping vamps. 🦇 Sniper bots that used to snipe tokens earn the creator launch capital to push their coin. 90 minute cool down between tickers. Empowering creators to want to push their coins and empowering traders to have a fair shot. We believe the people running coins should care and the people trading coins shouldn't have to worry about a good narrative getting ruined with 3 coins following it. LAUNCH GIVEAWAY. 1⃣Like 2⃣Follow 3⃣Repost 4⃣Reply your ETH address 1 winner 1 ETH after launch 🏆 Docs on web pmav.fun 🧛 DM for inquiries or collabs.
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in 2016 Revolut raised £1m from 433 investors in a crowd funding round at £42m valuation roughly 100,000 users albeit low revenue and losing money today they’re a $75bn company and that crowd fund round is a 1,400x (obviously dilution has occurred too) crypto icos raising in the billions currently… we need a hard reset on valuations -> allow the secondary market to partake in upside -> drive speculation and actual roi back to the industry to fund the next wave of innovation icos should max cap at a few thousand dollars per user and bring life to the secondary market
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Replying to @nypost
“They wuz good kids magne. They ain’t do nothin wrong. Free Curry. Free Marcavion and Free Rob Rob.”
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Make public executions great again
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Convince the natives this is the right thing to do and that to disagree is to be a soulless fascist pig with no empathy. The woke pc brainwashing to mass immigration pipeline psyop is very real and very dangerous.
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What we need now across the globe is a newfound sense of nationalism. Take pride in your nation, your heritage and your culture and usher in draconian consequences with anyone who tries to fuck with it.
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French-American here — spent 20 yrs in France, 13 in the US. Let me speak to this. I think the only reason Europoors tolerate their miserable existence is because they tell themselves lies about what the rest of the world is like. They eat gruel in their AC-less social housing while the most awesome party in history is being thrown just next door. If you hang out in France, you'll routinely hear them say things like: "in the US, people die in front of hospitals" (they literally believe this to be the case) or "our social system is the envy of the world." Their image of the US is completely delusional, and they are often shocked to discover that when they visit here. Their Marxist media brainwashed them into thinking America is some Dickensian horror, with Monopoly-style fat capitalists running around with their top hats and monocles, exploiting dirt poor workers. The reality is that: * Social security is (unfortunately) the largest gov expense in the US * Hospitals are by law forbidden to refuse care to people * Americans are so much richer than French people it's not even funny. The *poorest* of our 50 states (Missisipi) has a GDP per capita of $53k, 36%(!) higher than France's $39k. Now, how do Americans perceive the French (and Europeans at large)? Well, the tragic reality is that they really, truly don't think of them. They may cross their minds once a month, at most. Why would they think of that irrelevant backwater of a continent? The few times they do come to mind, it is, at best, as a quaint vacation spot. A nice place to sip espresso and spend their American dollars — which go such a long way in these third world countries! The closest comparison is how Europeans think of Thailand or Cambodia. That's at best. At worst, they think they're a lazy, entitled, smug, snobbish, rude people with a bright future behind them, who confuse regulation for progress, don't realize their economies were left in the dust a very long time ago, simply stopped innovating because they've lost the will, ability, or both, and who would rather brag about their 60%(!!) public spending to GDP ratio than fix their communist shit hole of a system. Nice wine though.
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Replying to @bubblemaps
You realize any successful company in history had ‘supply control’? You expect organic coins to run with 100% of supply in the hands of broke trenchers?
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