27 | sorryuser on ao3 | aromantic asexual with a peculiar interest in writing smut #GoBolts #LetsGoPens

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Joined November 2022
Λ–βΊβ€§β‚ŠΛš puck and pretend Λšβ‚Šβ€§βΊΛ– pairing: cliff marleau/hayden pike status: my pride and joy a fic where cliff marleau and hayden pike fall into their own mess of sex and feelings mimicking that of their best friends, ilya rozanov and shane hollander. archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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"i hate when fic writersβ€”" every fanfic writer is allowed to shoot five people per day
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#latinas4hagel pls go fw my tt, kucherovss 😳😳😳
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hayden’s hesitant to wear them at first bc they’re LOUD but there’s something so romantic about working out with them on, surrounded by his metros teammates while cliff’s doing the same thing several states away surrounded by his own team they make me sick
Replying to @thatsorryuser
him and hayden have matching ones
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hayleau but it’s cliff during hayden’s first game after being traded to the boston raiders, circling him all night, taking on the role of a defenseman, and not even taking a seat on the bench when hayden’s on the ice and he’s not 🀩
can i come over and circle you like a shark
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study ❌ draw cliff as a werewolf βœ… quick peek on an au im cooking up shhh.. #cliffmarleau #cliff
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lives are being changed on twitter dot com (MY life specifically)
study ❌ draw cliff as a werewolf βœ… quick peek on an au im cooking up shhh.. #cliffmarleau #cliff
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good morning only to 39 years old sidney crosby and 40 years old evgeni malkin, i hope their old backs don't hurt too much from carrying this team on them once again
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next kinktober post is a beefy boy already and i haven’t quite finished it up yet πŸ«ͺ (spoilers: it’s hayleau AGAIN)
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The #GoBolts power play has been a work in progress. I asked Nikita Kucherov if anything felt different tonight compared to the past couple games πŸ’
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KUCHIE SO TIGHT
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Scored a power play goal and looking pissed as hell on the bench. I love you nikita kucherov
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I’VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING, KUUUUUUUUUCH
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
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to the canucks… we’re LOSING to the CANUCKS? this is fucking humiliating.
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like moan a little
what do you do as a player when you have sidney crosby,, your teammate your CAPTAIN, mad at you 😭😭😭
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cliff marleau speech bubble (his one canadian is hayden pike)
Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that one canadian ❀️
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something something au something something cliff marleau and hayden pike
Not to be dramatic but my stomach did the butterfly thingπŸ₯°
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cliff marleau speech bubble
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