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Joined October 2022
Get ready for the next Digivolution. DIGIMON BEATBREAK in English dub will premiere with the first five episodes on Crunchyroll this December 27th! #Digimon #BEATBREAK #Anime
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Shes getting more licks in this weekend I can feel it
Hillary somewhere beating Billy with a belt
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Big Chungus has been around longer than Israel
84 years ago today, the iconic Looney Tunes short ā€˜Wabbit Twouble’ was released in theaters.
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yall need to commit ***** I’m so serious
Honestly, this is bad man. There’s just zero respect for people anymore. Why would anyone want a data center in their backyard?
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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pickle sister: sister i'm piiiiccckkkllleeeddd
sugar daddy: im gonna spoil you salt daddy: im gonna preserve you
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The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.
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landlord asked my pronouns
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rigatoni retweeted
I Need To Shoot My Phone
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Can’t wait for the movies in 10 years where we’re supposed to feel sorry for the US soldiers that just had to commit war crimes against Venezuelans
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having a job is so silly. do you guys wanna do little projects together until we die?
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why did I check my credit card statement
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I’m sorry but I can’t wrap my head around what exactly the US govt though would happen if it trapped IT & tried to ā€œunleash itā€ on Russia… like what did yall think that archaic entity was gonna do… listen to you? #WelcomeToDerry
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Dream blunt rotation that goes nightmare half way thru when Tyler and Timmy argue over who gets to wu tang it
Tyler, The Creator, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A'zion and TimothĆ©e Chalamet at the ā€˜Marty Supreme’ New York premiere.
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Ultimately Gwyneth wu tangs and giggles as she burps a little cloud of smoke like a cartoon character
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had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours
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SNAP’s fraud rate is less than 2%. Whereas the pentagon hasn’t passed a single audit and can’t account for over $3 trillion dollars. But fuck the starving kids. Am I right
The Trump administration has awarded Palantir a no-bid contract to build an AI system intended to prevent "SNAP fraud," among other things. The no-bid contract is for the implementation of the National Farm Security Action Plan and includes "security checks" on SNAP applicants.
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Oreo Cakesters are disgusting #crossdressinglife
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That one old man at the gym who just be doing shit:
135kg. Explosive all throughout to aid my weighted pull-ups progression.
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