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kaylan

@thatkingwho

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Joined December 2024
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Los Angeles has now been renamed to Los Alhamdulillah
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kaylan@thatkingwhoNov 4
Los Angeles has now been renamed to Los Alhamdulillah
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Melted
@MeltedMindzNov 4
Your children WILL be Muslim transsexuals.
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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Zeno@chefzenoNov 4
We turning all data centers to halal meat farms where you can get abortions and shawarma sandwiches
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IF YOU DONT HAVE A NEOPRONOUN ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AT MIDNIGHT BY YOUR BLUE HAIRED BARISTA FOLLOWING YOUR MANDATORY VACCINATION
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yc@ycNov 4
Not sure how I’m supposed to pray five times tomorrow AND get a sex change but trusting in allah
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jo@notafan_joNov 3
just got my 3rd abortion today after voting blue, now i'm going home to my interracial immigrant polycule
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kaylan@thatkingwhoNov 4
me and my illegal trans aliens on our way to the abortion clinic for the 12th time today
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me and my illegal trans aliens on our way to the abortion clinic for the 12th time today
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me and all my oomfs speaking the new national language of america
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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@mihailo____Nov 4
Transgender aliens are making their way to Texas.
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CHARLIE KIRK REMAINS WILL BE USED AS FERTILIZER TO PLANT TRANSFEM TREES ACROSS THE NATION
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Nein@neincubedNov 4
They’re called The Founding Mothers now
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Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
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@BuzzingPopNov 4
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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three@thyureeNov 4
I SAID WAKE UP NIGGA @charliekirk11
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@colynelliottNov 3
Cowboy Carter has aged like fine wine
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#trueblue@avalunas_Nov 4
ohio and texas on a random tuesday
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