Presenter/writer/producer @standardissueuk. Doubt it.

Cambridge, England
Joined July 2013
Actual footage of me trying to get on a bar stool.
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Inside that car in my head
Giant inflatable pumpkin breaks loose in North Carolina
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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It’s hard to put into words how upsetting these images are
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French protests are absolute cinema.
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When did you decide you wanted to become a champagne socialist is a question worthy of Caroline Aherne.
Ziwe grills Hasan Piker over his champagne socialism
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Really need a BIG push of shares for this boy, his appeals are not doing great at all.
No enquiries for Tyson, can you please share to help him on his way? A loving home needed for Tyson - 15 year old - Staffy. Tyson is grieving the loss of his number one human, he loved. At his age, he deserves all the love, comfort and security we can possibly find for him. Unfortunately the other human in Tyson's life, is in poor health and unable to continue to care for him, or give him the time and care he needs. Tyson is a lovely boy who adores cuddles, gentle pats and human affection. He will greet you with a wagging tail, then roll over for a belly rub. He has so much love to give and deserves to spend his golden years surrounded by kindness, warmth and understanding. He is looking for a special person who understands the needs of an older dog, who can offer Tyson a safe, peaceful and loving home, where he can settle in at his own pace and feel cherished again. Tyson is very sociable with all people and good with children, however not as tolerant of other dogs or cats. So would need a home with no other pets. Tyson is registered with with the vet, he is microchipped, with no medical problems, not able to say when Tyson was last seen by the vet. He has not been walked on a lead, he has not been socialised with other dogs, he has shown aggression towards them. Although he has accepted and played with the dog belonging to other family member. Tyson can be left alone, he sleeps on a throw on the floor, he is house trained, he is okay travelling in the car. Tyson enjoys playing with a ball, he loves treats and does like a bone. Tyson has been eating Webbox chicken roll with toast, he has now been eating Butchers tinned dog food with kibble. This "Loving Boy" craves affection and human interaction. Could you be the special person Tyson needs, or perhaps you know someone who could open their heart and home to this beautiful older boy. Tyson is desperately looking for a happy, peaceful retirement, if you can help Tyson please email [email protected] for more information.
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Everything about Cambridge public transport has to be shit. It’s the law.
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Judge Grout in Woolwich is absolutely right, the 5 year max sentence for animal abuse is now completely inadequate for cases where sick bastards like this are commercially producing torture videos. This is an easy win for the government and should be changed quickly.
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what in the everloving fuck man
🚨On Zelenskyy, Trump says "he'd better damn well stop" hitting refineries in Russia because it's affecting diesel and hurting US farmers. "I think it's time for Ukraine to get a new president."
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i would genuinely rather die than be married to mr big or donald draper but i would be ecstatic to be married to roger sterling. i could say i will not elaborate but at the slightest chance i know i will.
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I need people to see these two clips of Carrie (1976) and Carrie (2026) side by side to understand you are being fed slop and calling it a gourmet meal
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The signs were right there.
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8 October 1891 | Jewish woman, Anna Esther Kronik, was born in Vilnius (today Lithuania). In 1911 she emigrated to Norway. She arrived at #Auschwitz on 1 December 1942 and was murdered in a gas chamber after arrival selection. --- A short video about the first two gas chambers created near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
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"START THE CAR JANICE I FORGOT MY WALLET"
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I need glasses I thought frank ocean was about to drop something crazy
Freak ocean phenomenon takes hold of California coast with seas surging trib.al/KtJyGvl
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I am never leaving this website.
Replying to @gregparker2017
That’s why we got divorced, Greg
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We’ve not had any enquiries for this lovely lad 😢 despite extending the rehoming reach to England. Can you please share, tag, or comment to help Tyson? It only takes seconds to do so but could mean that he lives the rest of his life somewhere full of love. Thank you.
A loving home needed for Tyson - 15 year old - Staffy. Tyson is grieving the loss of his number one human, he loved. At his age, he deserves all the love, comfort and security we can possibly find for him. Unfortunately the other human in Tyson's life, is in poor health and unable to continue to care for him, or give him the time and care he needs. Tyson is a lovely boy who adores cuddles, gentle pats and human affection. He will greet you with a wagging tail, then roll over for a belly rub. He has so much love to give and deserves to spend his golden years surrounded by kindness, warmth and understanding. He is looking for a special person who understands the needs of an older dog, who can offer Tyson a safe, peaceful and loving home, where he can settle in at his own pace and feel cherished again. Tyson is very sociable with all people and good with children, however not as tolerant of other dogs or cats. So would need a home with no other pets. Tyson is registered with with the vet, he is microchipped, with no medical problems, not able to say when Tyson was last seen by the vet. He has not been walked on a lead, he has not been socialised with other dogs, he has shown aggression towards them. Although he has accepted and played with the dog belonging to other family member. Tyson can be left alone, he sleeps on a throw on the floor, he is house trained, he is okay travelling in the car. Tyson enjoys playing with a ball, he loves treats and does like a bone. Tyson has been eating Webbox chicken roll with toast, he has now been eating Butchers tinned dog food with kibble. This "Loving Boy" craves affection and human interaction. Could you be the special person Tyson needs, or perhaps you know someone who could open their heart and home to this beautiful older boy. Tyson is desperately looking for a happy, peaceful retirement, if you can help Tyson please email [email protected] for more information.
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Top top banter from local Croatian school children
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🥳 HAPPY 12th BIRTHDAY TO US 🥳 We started as a brilliant idea from our glorious founder @SarahMillican75 & become a much-loved podcast. We're super grateful for all of our excellent listeners. Thank you 🧡 There's a special bday pod for our Patreons/£3. buff.ly/0rCZOPy
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I wrote a thing about Andy Burnham’s comments on alcohol on the stands at football matches. standardissuepodcast.substac…
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