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Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
Baker eye fucking dat clipboard look at da field fuck nigga dis our job now !!!
Theyโre never throwing the ball. The WRs are TERRIBLE. Throwing to a 2.5ft TALL WR and a fast WR with literally NO HANDS
My WR room:
WR1: Mewtwo. 6โ7 269lbs. Athletic freak. Megatron meets Randy Moss
WR2: Dragonite. 7โ3 463lbs. Catch radius. Mike Evans with wings
WR3: Charizard. 5โ7 200lbs. Catch radius. Can fly. JaMarr Chase with wings
Slot: Persian. 3โ3 70lbs. JSN aka The Kanto route artist
Iโm also swapping RB and not having a FB. Rhydon is too slow
RB1: Arcanine. 6โ3 341lbs. Derrick Henry but with Bijan agility
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
The woman usually initiate it but they arenโt going to admit that. Had someone give me a key on the first link before lol
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
This entire topic is people making up situations and adding variables to be upset about lmaoo
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
Nobody tells you about these jobs when itโs time to choose a career
Because whooping cranes had disappeared from the eastern United States for over a century, captive-bred chicks had no wild adults to teach them the route south. To re-establish the flyway, pilots flew open-cockpit ultralight aircraft while wearing hooded crane costumes to serve as the birds' surrogate migratory parents.
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
the apocalypse is gunna have like two gunfights a year max and youโll probably lose the second and die instantly. Zombie shows did so much damage to our brains man. You donโt want the apocalypse you are just desperate for COMMUNITY. Go make friends bro.
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
This just tells me they tryna protect somebody & the only new person isโฆ
WE KNEW IT!
Texans CB's Derek Stingley Jr. and Kamari Lassiter, have pressed opposing receivers on career-low 11.0% and 7.5% of snaps this season.
The pair have also increased their pre-snap cushion, lining up 7.8 and 8.1 yards from the line of scrimmage, marks higher than last season (5.8 and 6.2 yards).
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
wings, forwards and bigs live such charmed livesโฆ they can have a great two month stretch and get constant bitw shouts while a guard needs a pristine 3 year run just to become a consensus top 3 player
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
The fact that they won't pay us more NOW is all the proof you need to know that they're not going to pay us more LATER.
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
"get a 2nd job"
So many jobs will flat out not hire you or fire you if they know you got another job or cannot commit 100% of your time to them
I'll say what a lot of people in finance won't say out loud.
Plenty of jobs out there still pay $16 to $22 an hour. Full-time, that's roughly $2,770 to $3,810 a month before taxes.
Now go find rent under $1,600. Add a car payment, insurance, gas, groceries, utilities, your phone bill.
That's before health insurance comes out of your check. Before student loans. Before a kid gets sick and you're out $300 at urgent care. Before your car needs new brakes you didn't budget for.
I've worked in personal finance for over a decade, so believe me, I'm not anti-budget. Budgets matter.
But there's a point where telling someone making $19 an hour to "cut back more" stops being useful advice.
You cannot budget your way out of $3,600 in unavoidable monthly costs on a $2,900 paycheck. The math isn't a discipline problem.
Sometimes the spreadsheet isn't broken. The income is just too low to cover what it costs to be alive right now.
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
Dak told CJ Stroud to get sum wins just to lose to the 0-4 Bucs 4 days later
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
TREY MURPHY DUNKS OVER GIANNIS AND BAM
NO WAY. ๐คฏ๐ฅ
Kirkvember C5 ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ retweeted
Slow ass Base 70 speed magneton and base 45 speed Marowak as my deep safetys Im gonna be sick. tell electabuzz and Alakazam to go lace em' up, We are trying to win a football game.