Things were better when I was delusional

I'm sorry for what I said when i was off my lexapro

My skin tan and my hair long

When you text someone at 2am and they ain't respond... Delete that shit because it never happened.

Hell must've frozen over because I'm starting to appreciate my dark circles.

When you have to explain to your nail tech that you burnt your nail smoking a bowl.

Is there a way to mass delete people that post about crossfit?

My room mate probably thinks I'm an idiot

#thotproblems: wearing a crop top in the winter is fine because it has long sleeves

"I'm gonna stay in tonight" *ends up at the strip club at 3am*

Don't hit my line with "sup" after midnight unless you want the business.

Things that only happen to me: accidentally setting your acrylic nail on fire while trying to light a candle.

Depressed mode

Mama always called me the mouth of the south.

Luv you @Drake

Bout to call your ass an uber I got somewhere to be

I wish Drake would fwm like I fuck w him.

U deserve it

New band: chip dust