thad schlabach

"I do it how I does it, yeah, I did it, it's done." #bestsongnevermade @jeffcgarris is Dj jeffy.G? Retweet×20=YouTube video? #RT ;)

For the sake of all that is tweet-worthy and character-depriving, I am combining the words separation anxiety to form a new word: separiety.

#gwawdodyn #poetry #poeticforms #welsh #whimsy #gay #labels #homo #woof xitter.cf/jeffcgarris/status/367…

Alas, front pocket! What purple thing hast stained thee? Twas but a Skittle. #HaikuChallenge

You can't spell chunky without hunky. – at Savannah, GA

A very special #FF shout out to my shawty @thadschlabach – at Savannah, GA

How am I? I am good. Both literally and grammatically. I am doing good in the world, and that makes me happy. Be well, and be good! #HumpDay – at Savannah, GA

Pat Robertson wants a "vomit" button, presumably for when he has ingested too much semen. #angryhomo #sickhet – at Savannah, GA

New York City is tops. – at New York, NY

In other news, ex-Amish gay wrestles a komodo dragon--and loses. @thadschlabach #dragon #amish #examish

Happy father's day, dad. I spent the day fishing and thinking of you. Jimmy Leroy Garris III, RIP.

@GQMagazine This is the last time I saw my dad before he died in January. So glad he saw me finally walk that stage.

Cat·er·waul--1: to make a harsh cry. 2: to protest or complain noisily. Ex: the bobcat in estrus is caterwauling.

They're/their, then/than, your/you're, its/it's. Learn the difference, dimwits. A 140-character limit is no excuse for poor diction.