Improvisor. Former Tailgater @gbhunting. Jeremiah (S1), Silas (S2) on ENNIE Gold award-winning @aintslayed. LPC, ASAT, LCDC-I. Bad comedian. Has good boy.

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2009
This is Chip. He lives with me starting Monday. You may all be jealous.
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Trump says that if Republicans lose in North Carolina he will use the power of his office to deny US Marine Corps veterans’ claims for medical treatment for cancer and other life threatening diseases resulting from decades of water contamination by toxic chemicals at Camp Lejeune
Trump on Camp Lejeune water contamination claims: "If we win the House and Senate, I am directing the Department of Justice to settle all remaining legitimate claims as soon as possible ... if we don't win, there's no money."
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I can confirm this from family in Texas that went to early vote @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ . People are voting and when they’re finished some of their votes are changing on their own. Most don’t even know it. I think this is something to look into.
Dear @AnnieAndrewsMD: I just voted for you, but when I went to check the ballot, your name had been switched with the libertarian candidate. I don’t think it was user error, but I can’t prove it. I was able to go back and change it after that. But keep an ear out, because if other people are having a similar experience, it’s not an accident.
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Open your third eye to the cosmos
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MAGA just sent out the brand new marching orders 💀
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Trump is the individual who used this anti-semitic slur. That fact is notably absent from this post.
The term “Shylock” is rooted in a longstanding antisemitic stereotype. Regardless of intent, its use can reinforce harmful tropes about Jews and normalize language that has long been used to target the Jewish community.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The term was used (for at least the second intent in as many years) by President Trump. forbes.com/sites/siladity… Important context to point out the user of the term regardless of intent.
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Remember when a purported BLM group called Dallas Justice Now sent letters to rich white people telling them not send their kids to Ivy League schools, and it turned out that Dallas Justice Now was a hoax created by Crowds on Demand at the behest of a Republican megadonor? I do!
The "Texas Transgender Student Union" that sent out mailers, which have become a major controversy among Republicans, is a real organization — but it was only formed in September in Wyoming as an LLC and is entirely separate from TENT, the organization marketed in the fliers.
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Why would a Texas Transgender Student Union form an LLC in WYOMING. And the fact that it was last month??? Clear as day op. I hope TENT sues
The "Texas Transgender Student Union" that sent out mailers, which have become a major controversy among Republicans, is a real organization — but it was only formed in September in Wyoming as an LLC and is entirely separate from TENT, the organization marketed in the fliers.
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happy NBA season
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Trump Setlist 10/19/26 (Wichita, KS) Shakedown Tweet Marseille Half-Step Uptown Lootaroo Windmills > Toilets > Lawnmowers $5,000 Hamburger Picasso’s Very Fit Moon > Touch of Gay I Could Say Anything and You Idiots Clap Estimated Profit Morning Dew A short, experimental set.
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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Ted Nugent was accused of raping and sexually assaulting several minors including Courtney Love when she was 12 and he literally wrote a song about how he’s attracted to 13 year olds. Trump is now campaigning with him
Nugent: We could eliminate the Democrat Party. That's the goal. They're not Democrats, they're Communists! I want them out of here!
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Mavs family for life. Thank you, No. 7. #MFFL
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It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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Worth your time
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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🚨 BREAKING: Vance: "You can think Russia buying social media ads to influence your election is wrong... but if your democracy can be destroyed by a few hundred thousand dollars' worth of digital ads, it wasn't that strong to begin with."
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My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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8-4 Texas vs 8-4 Texas A&M on Thanksgiving
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A billionaire casually suggests to the president hey let’s let a few hundred people across the world die tonight and the president just goes with it, then they both lie about it, is this what y’all fuckers voted for
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Now we can say it definitively. Elon Musk donated $158M to SLF. SLF donated $158M to Texas PAC. SLF is Texas PAC's only donor. Elon Musk is singlehandedly funding Texas PAC, which is boosting Ken Paxton.
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Nico Harrison exists
how is your favorite player not from your favorite team
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