ALT A cross stitch depicting a chubby brown bear standing next to four firs. The words “Respect our lands or catch these hands” frame the bear. The bear bears an expression of concern. Or maybe it’s hunger? Hunger FOR RESPECT. Seriously, don’t feed the bears — or any wildlife for that matter. Judy is counting on you. Don’t disappoint Judy.

ALT A wooden baseball bat clangs against a trailhead trash can, disrupting nature and fair play all at once. A big red X hovers in the right-hand corner, announcing its disproval. The red X wants peace. The red X wants quiet. The red X wants justice.

ALT A trashcan at a trailhead sits happily full of the items that belong in it - such as dog poop bags, granola bar wrappers, and logos of opposing baseball teams. A big green checkmark beams down from the corner. The trash can lets out a belch. It is hungry for more dog poop bags. Feed it.