@textureking23

listening to ribs by lorde IS a personality type

Joined April 2011
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we seriously need a rewards app for pooping
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They are saying this could be the biggest rot day in American history
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SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.
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Never ever deleting this app btw
Her: I am so wet. Me inside the condom:
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lugnut egghead retweeted
perhaps stroking the shoulder of a beautiful woman is relevant to the plot
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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lugnut egghead retweeted
2 armas pra upar, 2 personagem pra farmar e uma missão de arconte pra fazer
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I promise not to share the photos of Commander Vesna of the Druzhna! Signed by: _______ (Enter your nickname) #VesnaOnPatrol #Vesna #GenshinImpact @GenshinImpact ▼ Participate in the event to obtain Primogems ×40! nitter.cf/GenshinImpact/status/2…
Event Now Available "It's patrol time~ Tap-tap-tap-tap! Let's see... any fun stuff around?" Complete Vesna's Patrol Mission to claim rewards including 🎁Primogems ×40 and more! #VesnaOnPatrol #Vesna #GenshinImpact ↓ Click the image to participate

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literally if u don’t vote in support of this i will fight u
This November, voters will decide the fate of the Colorado Connector, a proposed transit plan featuring 10 daily round trips between Fort Collins and Denver, and eight between Denver and Pueblo, with an end-to-end travel time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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lugnut egghead retweeted
LMFAOOOO
A woman says a TikTok video that was labeled as showing Gastonia, North Carolina, tricked her into driving to the city, but the snowy mountain scene she hoped to see was actually filmed in Switzerland. cnn.it/3u0E7q0
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If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂
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@ nicole kidman @ sandra bullock you are NOT too old to be bisexual
they would genuinely be the couple of all time
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Hannah Einbinder reposted Caleb Hearon’s Instagram story.
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I don't want to defend HSR. But Aha is the one Aeon that would make sense to be playable. If you engage with HSR story fully as a whole, not just through main story but also the lore and stuff, you'd know Aha is very very close to humanity alongside Akivili.
genshin has archons, hi3 has herrschers and emanators felt like the hsr equivilent then aeons were this unique incomprehensible cosmic beings above everyone else and now its just comepletely gone🥀 cant help but feel disappointed
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"Aha Instant" | Aeon ★ Aha "Akivili, who has set forth once more... can you guess who I am now? A comic artist? A Mourning Actor? A Nameless? The Lotto Goddess...? In this cosmic drama, Aha has worn countless Masks, but from beginning to end, I have been the master of every twist upon the stage. The stars are already singing for us. Ready to embark on a grand carnival of revelry together?" Cries and comedy intertwine, and the deathly still cosmos awakens to daybreak in a farce. Stepping back onto the stage of the Path, I tear off the god's mask. Who is Aha? I am Aha! To play, to trick, to hunt... Please bear witness to an Improv Tour where humans and gods dance as one! Aha! Proudly presenting the Aeon Aha as: ✧ "The Aeons' Strictest Mother" 1st Place ✧ ✧ "Aha Bets on Underdogs and Wins Big" 1st Place ✧ ✧ "Miss You So Much My Head Fell Off" 1st Place ✧
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lugnut egghead retweeted
This is what Jonathan Van Ness would wear to meet Nancy Pelosi
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God forbid kids have their eyes exposed to a pride flag though
Sydney Sweeney naked on a Times Square Billboard in New York City
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Actual disgrace at this point, they got so lazy with events they don't even let you actually battle now? Just eos at this point
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how is this supposed to be fun
new hsr event just being auto slop instead of combat
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