@textureking23

listening to ribs by lorde IS a personality type

Joined April 2011
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Mop Penguin@MopPenguin
Sep 26
we seriously need a rewards app for pooping
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Sgt Blackout 🫡
@coldcallsniper
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They are saying this could be the biggest rot day in American history
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LateNighter
@latenightercom
Sep 26
SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.
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Never ever deleting this app btw
Wow, He’s Tsonga!
@_aboihasnoname
Sep 23
Her: I am so wet. Me inside the condom:
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rina 🏹@4YELAN
Sep 24
perhaps stroking the shoulder of a beautiful woman is relevant to the plot
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Alyssa Edwards@AlyssaEdwards_1
Sep 23
An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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acervo vodyanitsa@acervodynitsa
Sep 23
2 armas pra upar, 2 personagem pra farmar e uma missão de arconte pra fazer
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I promise not to share the photos of Commander Vesna of the Druzhna! Signed by: _______ (Enter your nickname) #VesnaOnPatrol #Vesna #GenshinImpact @GenshinImpact ▼ Participate in the event to obtain Primogems ×40! nitter.cf/GenshinImpact/status/2…
Genshin Impact
@GenshinImpact
Sep 24
Event Now Available "It's patrol time~ Tap-tap-tap-tap! Let's see... any fun stuff around?" Complete Vesna's Patrol Mission to claim rewards including 🎁Primogems ×40 and more! #VesnaOnPatrol #Vesna #GenshinImpact ↓ Click the image to participate

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drea ⋆ ꕤ·˚@sicilianamamma
Sep 22
literally if u don’t vote in support of this i will fight u
Hayden
@the_transit_guy
Sep 22
This November, voters will decide the fate of the Colorado Connector, a proposed transit plan featuring 10 daily round trips between Fort Collins and Denver, and eight between Denver and Pueblo, with an end-to-end travel time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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Fish ⚙️Δ@algae_fish
Sep 16
LMFAOOOO
CNN
@CNN
27 Jan 2022
A woman says a TikTok video that was labeled as showing Gastonia, North Carolina, tricked her into driving to the city, but the snowy mountain scene she hoped to see was actually filmed in Switzerland. cnn.it/3u0E7q0
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Tara
@taraisredacted
Sep 17
If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂
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@ nicole kidman @ sandra bullock you are NOT too old to be bisexual
celia st. james supremacist@celiastjamez
Sep 14
they would genuinely be the couple of all time
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Hannah Einbinder reposted Caleb Hearon’s Instagram story.
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Zaridan@Zaridan1
Sep 15
I don't want to defend HSR. But Aha is the one Aeon that would make sense to be playable. If you engage with HSR story fully as a whole, not just through main story but also the lore and stuff, you'd know Aha is very very close to humanity alongside Akivili.
june@junejfpr
Sep 15
genshin has archons, hi3 has herrschers and emanators felt like the hsr equivilent then aeons were this unique incomprehensible cosmic beings above everyone else and now its just comepletely gone🥀 cant help but feel disappointed
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"Aha Instant" | Aeon ★ Aha "Akivili, who has set forth once more... can you guess who I am now? A comic artist? A Mourning Actor? A Nameless? The Lotto Goddess...? In this cosmic drama, Aha has worn countless Masks, but from beginning to end, I have been the master of every twist upon the stage. The stars are already singing for us. Ready to embark on a grand carnival of revelry together?" Cries and comedy intertwine, and the deathly still cosmos awakens to daybreak in a farce. Stepping back onto the stage of the Path, I tear off the god's mask. Who is Aha? I am Aha! To play, to trick, to hunt... Please bear witness to an Improv Tour where humans and gods dance as one! Aha! Proudly presenting the Aeon Aha as: ✧ "The Aeons' Strictest Mother" 1st Place ✧ ✧ "Aha Bets on Underdogs and Wins Big" 1st Place ✧ ✧ "Miss You So Much My Head Fell Off" 1st Place ✧
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7/11 Truther
@DaveMcNamee3000
Sep 14
This is what Jonathan Van Ness would wear to meet Nancy Pelosi
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KC Preds Fan@PredsKc
Sep 13
God forbid kids have their eyes exposed to a pride flag though
danielxcha
@danielxchaa
Sep 11
Sydney Sweeney naked on a Times Square Billboard in New York City
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adrian@tsukishroyanagi
Sep 12
Idy@Idyvist
Sep 12
Actual disgrace at this point, they got so lazy with events they don't even let you actually battle now? Just eos at this point
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how is this supposed to be fun
aeon ★ imad 🇲🇦@pullcyrene
Sep 12
new hsr event just being auto slop instead of combat
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