@texicanax

Latina, Conservative, American Patriot. Sometimes I amuse, sometimes I’m a muse.

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2024
  • Tweets11.9K
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  • Followers3.6K
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tia ★@tiadeeznutsOct 11
apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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TheNotGreenish@TheNotGreenishOct 11
Amizade feminina: todo mundo tem que concordar entre si Amizade masculina:
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 9
That makes one billion sense
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You don’t need to tell me you haven’t read a book since high school. I can tell. Thanks.
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Woodland Frogg@ChinggisFroggJrSep 18
My inner voice when a Dominican and Brazilian walk by
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@hatedubemOct 7
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⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
@dazzlinghavensSep 29
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IntellectualDorkWeb
@Intel_DorkOct 5
My body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh, in-season produce.
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No More Emails Monday ™️
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeAug 26
Saw a guy reading a newspaper like whatever you say, Wyatt Earp
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Jimmy G
@jimmygardsSep 27
Was going to do a racism but I saw END RACISM behind an NFL end zone and reconsidered. Grateful.
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Weekday Jokes
@weekdayjokesSep 26
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archimedes heel
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metaphysical lamb@meta_lambSep 26
if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Why are you so scary
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The Notorious J.O.V.
@whotfisjovanaSep 23
my favorite stock
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Things I don’t feel like doing: this
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Max Velocity
@MaxVelocityWXSep 17
today is july 79th
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Chris@iamchriscoroooSep 17
All OCTOBER 🎃 ima be saying "muahaha" instead of "lol"
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Sgt Blackout 🫡
@coldcallsniperSep 16
I bought $9.99 worth of Microsoft points when I was a kid and my dad was in my room with a belt within 15 minutes of the purchase. If I spent a 100k I would of woken up in Kazakhstan with no arms
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 15
JUST IN: 9-year-old boy reportedly spends $118,000 on YouTube ads promoting his Minecraft videos using his dad’s company credit card.
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Coming into the sauna and bringing your phone to watch TikTok is punishable by death. I would say ask the girl that was in there with me but now you cannot .
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