Agent Texas

// 🖖🏻

@Sisterofthegrif "Oh my god you're so immature."

@JohnTheProGamer "No, I'll be /fine/."

@JohnTheProGamer "I-It's what I asked for." She coughed mid sentence.

@JohnTheProGamer She fell on her back, holding the wounds with one hand. "About time." Tex choked a bit on some blood, but she spat it out.

@JohnTheProGamer "Just kill me already."

@JohnTheProGamer "No."

@JohnTheProGamer "Oh really?"

@JohnTheProGamer "They are called /shoes/ in case you didn't know."

@JohnTheProGamer "LOOK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK-"

@JohnTheProGamer "/Don't/."

// Internal laughing oh my god what am I doing how does one make a Norkington lemon fic help

// *Nintendo Wii shop theme plays in the background*

@JohnTheProGamer // WHO ARE YOU EVEN

@JohnTheProGamer // ThAts mE

// At least no one's found my Wattpad yet *shivers*

@JohnTheProGamer // ExaCTLY

@JohnTheProGamer // Oh I don't know.

@JohnTheProGamer // *screeching*

@JohnTheProGamer // Maybe?