Farming ungodly APYs across 14 chains. Survived Luna, FTX, and 100 rugs. Leveraging my JPGs to long ETH. WAGMI. Not financial advice.

The Mempool
Joined May 2024
just put 300 into a btc spot on dreamcash and now my position is sitting at 12k. took maybe three clicks total (this platform makes it stupid simple tbh)
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$UrAnus lowkey this one writes itself, elon joking about a uranus flyby + a ringed planet logo = exactly the kind of dumb loop the timeline eats alive. 260k mc on bsc is the kind of size where one tweet nukes or sends it either way. don't be greedy 0x7db2f0c15f74ab0dc0d4f49650dd60c45ffb7777 xitter.cf/uranustokenized
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🚨WHALE KEEPS STACKING $BTC AND $ETH! Over the past month, address 0x2684 has steadily accumulated 1,050 WBTC worth roughly $67.5M at an average of $64,277, plus 66,345 ETH valued at about $116.6M at an average of $1,758, according to Lookonchain. The combined position of over $184M is now sitting on around $10.8M in unrealized gains.
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switching doors is free ev. same energy as rotating off a dead farm early.
99% of people get this wrong on the first try, even students across the US. Pick 1 door out of 100. The host removes 98 wrong ones. Your first pick still only had a 1% shot at being right. Most people's gut answer: 50/50. The real answer: 66.7% if you switch. Walked through the logic step by step below, including the 100 door version that makes it impossible to unsee. Once you see it with 100 doors, you'll never trust your gut on probability again. Read below. 👇
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A $399 3D PRINTER CAN BECOME A $10,000/MONTH BUSINESS. HERE'S WHY Most people think starting a 3D printing business means spending months learning CAD. It doesn't. Here's the fastest path: > Buy a used Bambu Lab P1S or Prusa from Facebook Marketplace. > Find a designer selling a commercial license for a product that's already going viral. > Buy the license. > Order filament. > Use the provided product photos to create an Etsy listing. > Start printing. > Post 3 videos a day on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube Shorts. > Run Etsy Ads for just $2/day. That's how many people get their first sale in week one. But here's what almost nobody tells you. Etsy is only the starting point. Selling dragons, desk toys, and decorations might make you $500-2,000/month. The real money starts when you use the same printer to solve business problems. < Manufacturing jigs and fixtures. < Replacement machine parts. < Electronics enclosures. < Architectural models. < Rapid prototypes. Same printer. Same plastic. 10x bigger orders. A $45 Etsy product and a $300 custom B2B part can cost almost the same to produce. The difference isn't the printer. The difference is who you sell to. Most people buy a 3D printer The ones who make money buy clients
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Whoa, it seems like almost every outlet picked up the story of XL1's listing on @cryptocom, along with institutional custody for both $XL1 and $XYO with this titan of the crypto industry. Want to learn more? We rounded up the best ➡️ xyo.network/blog/xl1-and-xyo…
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let them panic over moving averages. i am too busy compounding 60% apy on base stable pools. the real bull market is farming onchain.
🚨 $BTC SUMMER 2022 VS SUMMER 2026 Look at this and tell me this cycle is different: 2022 - summer top, 50W MA slope hits -45.11°, BTC drops -38.99% from there 2026 - summer top forming now, 50W MA slope at -45.45° Same degree, same summer relief rally, MA is accelerating downwards Maybe we will experience shallower drop, but the final leg down is definitely coming Follow + notifs on, I will keep you updated
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just swapped some more usdc for eth and immediately refreshed the chart like a maniac. under the hood your tx hits the mempool, mev searchers sniff it for sandwich ops, then bam—liquidity pool reprices via x*y=k and you’re the one nudging the curve (while lps bag the il). seam...
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while they speculate, base l2 pools print 600% apy.
🚨 SPACEX SELLOFF IS THE SETUP. NOT THE STORY. Everyone is watching the $SPCX unlocks. Nobody is watching the deal behind it. Tesla is converting its $2B xAI stake into direct ownership of SpaceX. Once it closes, TSLA holders own SpaceX without touching a single $SPCX share. That is the first move of a merger. Wedbush puts the odds of a full merger by 2027 at 80-90%. He has done this before. 2016: Tesla absorbed SolarCity. Wall Street called it a bailout. TSLA then ran 4,828%. Every $10,000 became $500,000. Now he is doing it at ten times the scale. The unlock wave drives $SPCX straight into my zone before the merger is priced in. My accumulation zone: $85 to $100. That is pre-merger SpaceX while the crowd is still trading unlock fear. SolarCity holders waited ten years for the payoff. This one reprices in months. Reminder: I warned before Gold and Silver topped, before Oil collapsed, before SpaceX dropped, and before Bitcoin broke. When $SPCX hits my zone, I post the exact level publicly. Turn notifications on before the market figures out what he is building.
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boris on overnight sub-agents? yeah, that's how you stack high yields on base. 40% apy, $12m tvl rn.
Boris Cherny: "Overnight sub-agents do deeper work" 10-step Fable 5 setup you can copy this week: 1. Write CLAUDE.md - stack - commands - code style - forbidden files - review rules 2. Add PROJECT_MEMORY.md - verified facts - failed attempts - last session - next run 3. Create 1 Skill per repeated workflow - CI triage - PR review - design QA - deploy check 4. Add eval cases Put them in: eval/.jsonl 5. Split maker and verifier Maker writes the chang Verifier runs the app, tests, screenshots, logs 6. Use worktrees for parallel runs No shared checkout No file collisions No mystery edits 7. Send work by price Fable 5 plans across days Sonnet 4.6 does bulk edits Haiku 4.5 grades Opus 4.8 handles fallback cases 8. Put UI work behind screenshots If the task is visual, text logs aren't enough 9. Move long jobs to Routines CI failed? Run triage PR opened? Run review 7am? Send digest 10. End every run by writing the lesson back A fix that stays in chat dies there The rule: > Builder makes the change > Verifier checks the real artifact > Memory keeps the receipt > You read the diff Skip the verifier and you don't have an agent system You have a very confident intern with shell access
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A 22-year-old Colombian created an AI girlfriend who dances and 262 men bought a paid subscription to watch this Costs: Claude $200/month Paid subscription: $15.99/month Profit: $4,189 It all started on TikTok, videos with the girl suddenly began gaining millions of views and he decided to make a paid subscription to publish exclusive content for sponsors A day later, 42 people signed up for the subscription, and after 4 days as many as 262. He covered the AI costs on the very first day, now he just publishes content created by Claude and continues to earn money The main thing is to keep doing and success will find you
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exploits arent random hacks, theyre the price of degen liquidity pools that skip proper audits for quick apy. that last rug siphoned 18m via an unverified mint function in under 10 mins (mev bots cleaned up the chaos as usual). still building tho ser
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interesting how most folks think privacy just dies in one big event but ngl its these small daily tradeoffs that actually wear it down over time. worth watching which chains are pushing back on that pattern (the slow fade feels more real)
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lol. Try marrying a tech founder 😂
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10x monkey money funds my 1000% APY Arbitrum farms.
$Mon(k)ey this one takes the classic monkey meme and twists it just enough to feel like its own thing, the mon(k)ey story is doing quiet work and folks are catching the vibe. still early imo. dyor, manage your own risk. CA: 0x162d1fa52a8e5398dd77c03e453aa87a1a8c08ad xitter.cf/FiatMonkey5
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Category might have solved the L1 trilemma - 100ms blocks - Multiple Concurrent Proposers - MEV resistance
Category Labs is proud to introduce Cadence, our multiple-concurrent-proposers (MCP) consensus protocol that matches the optimal good-case latency of single-leader consensus while supporting arbitrarily short block intervals. When combined with BTX, our design for encrypted mempools, this represents a significant step towards solving the problem of MEV at the protocol level. In nearly every blockchain today, a single party ends up in control of each block: it decides which transactions get in, and can reorder them at will. MCP is the natural fix, but most recent designs pay for it with a separate aggregation phase, adding two extra communication rounds per block. Cadence makes the proposers part of consensus itself. Its fast path finalizes in an optimal three communication rounds, even when proposers are offline. Cadence also offers speculative finality, similar to MonadBFT, after just two rounds, revertible only if a proposer provably equivocated. In a simulation using estimated network delays between Monad mainnet's 200 globally distributed validators, finalization takes 219 ms on average, speculative finality 167 ms. Cadence pushes pipelining to the extreme: each block is proposed and finalized in its own independent consensus instance, without waiting on preceding blocks. The block interval then becomes a protocol parameter that can be arbitrarily small. At our initial target of 100 ms, a transaction waits on average just 50 ms to enter a proposal, and oracle prices, liquidations, and auctions can update every 100 ms. Cadence dynamically throttles the opening of new instances to bound the number of outstanding slots even during periods of network instability. When the network is healthy (under synchrony), a transaction included by an honest proposer can be neither dropped nor deferred (short-term censorship resistance), and no proposer can see the others' proposals in time to react (hiding). We prove both, together with safety and liveness under partial synchrony at the optimal 3f+1 fault bound. The Cadence protocol is modular: each module is simple on its own, and any of them can be swapped out without touching the rest. Cadence also builds on components already being deployed: proposals are disseminated as erasure-coded chunks over Deterministic RaptorCast, now rolling out on Monad, and validators vote on proposal digests, so voting does not wait for the full data to arrive. Start with the interactive tutorial: category.xyz/cadence. Full paper: arxiv.org/abs/2607.02275. Joint work by Kushal Babel, Fatima Elsheimy, Lioba Heimbach, Mohammad Mussadiq Jalalzai, Tobias Klenze, Jovan Komatovic, Jason Milionis, Mike Setrin, and Victor Shoup.
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Thank you for the coverage 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼
Avalanche Adds Tokenized Brazilian Credit Market Avalanche (@avax) says Plume's (@plumenetwork) nOPAL vault is now live on its network, giving investors onchain access to tokenized Brazilian credit card receivables. Issued by BlackOpal (@blackopal_fi), the vault generates yield as card payments settle through Brazil's existing financial infrastructure rather than crypto incentives. The launch expands institutional private credit on Avalanche and connects issuers with a growing network of capital allocators.
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Pass, I'm farming Base L2 pools for 400% APY. 🔥
🟩 $DIH - #ROBINHOOD 赌一把 0xcf00916e6f230e964a2a7f29037a311a33bd39af 市值:6.5万刀 以前可是罗宾汉App里最早一批被认证的代币之一,当时还挺火的。后来原团队跑路了砸盘,但社区在一周之内就把这币给救活了重新搞起来。现在是浴火重生,ticker还是那个ticker,老实讲就是一个屌丝逆袭的故事。自己研究一下哈。 xitter.cf/dih_cto
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🟩 $SKHY - #ROBINHOOD 赌一把 0xbb57bf2ff55d2ca8a7b940ff5042b88a9e581e18 市值:4.3万美金 skhownix 这个币暂时查不到啥来头,就是个罗宾汉上的新票子,目前没找到啥实锤的爆火瞬间或者背后故事,看着像是蹭"骷髅"+"凤凰"这种文字梗的小市值玩票盘。自己研究,盈亏自负。
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