A few small children and a PhD in Red Wine - these two facts may be related... We deserve better politicians than this lot.. #ausrepublic

Joined December 2013
I just checked. He’s *not* on the FBI’s most wanted list. How is that possible?
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Trump repeats it every day like a car alarm going off on a city street at 2 a.m.: “If I had been president, this war would never have happened.” Fine. Now look at the graph. Trump became president on 20 January 2025. Russian attacks did not fall. They surged. Putin did not become more cautious, more restrained or more afraid of Washington. He escalated. And to make the contrast even clearer, we created a hypothetical version of what real influence would have looked like: Trump takes office, and Russian attacks drop into a flat line. That is the world Trump keeps describing. It is also a world that does not exist. The real chart goes the other way. That is the part Trump’s mythology cannot survive. Influence is measured by what the other man does, not by how often you tell the world he respects you. Trump keeps describing an imaginary Putin who listens to him. The real Putin keeps launching missiles and drones at Ukraine. This is a dangerous narcissistic fantasy. And the world is paying for the difference.
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Elon can you maintain the quality of Starlink to prevent the loss of hundreds of innocent Ukrainians? “Best I can do is flip a car and land it…”
🤯 FLYING TESLA DEMO!!!!! WOW!!!!
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The #AFL has sent a clear message to all players. If you screw up and need professional medical care - do not seek it. It’s best to go to Uncle Frank’s who has a mate that knows how to give adrenaline shots to the heart after watching Pulp Fiction.
Lachie Cowan has been found guilty of conduct unbecoming following an investigation into his use of an illicit substance. He has been suspended for the first two home and away matches of 2027 and issued a $5,000 suspended fine.
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With so many executives coming from there, the #AFL is hopelessly compromised when it comes to Geelong. The double standards between the Cowan and Stengle cases are embarrassing for what is supposed to be professional organisation.
AFL statement: The AFL confirms Carlton player Lachlan Cowan has been found guilty of conduct unbecoming and suspended for two matches following an investigation into his use of an illicit substance last weekend and the circumstances in which the matter subsequently became public. The Carlton Football Club investigated the matter and subsequently provided information to the AFL, which conducted further enquiries. Cowan has been suspended for the first two home and away matches of 2027 and issued a $5,000 suspended fine. The matter will also constitute a notifiable adverse finding under the AFL’s Illicit Drugs Policy. Cowan will be required to undertake further education above the current mandated training on illicit substances and their effects. “AFL Players have a responsibility to themselves and their professional careers to uphold community expectations. They are well-educated when it comes to the harms associated with the use of illicit substances. Lachlan admitted his mistake and understands he must be accountable for his actions,” AFL COO Tom Harley said. The AFL’s new illicit drugs policy will come into effect in January 2027 after education sessions with every club and player across November and December. All players will be hair tested upon their return to training in January, with readings going as far back as three to six months prior. @FOXFOOTY
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Just wait - this will be Trump’s 9th Peace Deal…
🚨#BREAKING: Sri Lanka is reportedly experiencing one of the world's deadliest human-elephant conflicts, with an average of 138 people & 402 elephants killed annually since 2019.
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Every comedy writer just quit. Cannot compete with this…
First Lady Melania Trump makes a big announcement on Superintelligence!
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The mental gymnastics White Nation supporters perform in the name of ‘freedom’ is quite something…. Allowing all journalists to attend your press conference ❌ Allowing everyone to watch a paraplegic shot to death ✅ #Auspol
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Imma go out on a limb here and suggest Trump may have an issue with gaining consent…
Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.
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Modern warfare. Killing misinformation > Killing soldiers
According to Cloudflare Data Explorer the amount of russian bot traffic has dropped to 49% after Ukraine struck a yandex data center. Could this disrupt the midterm elections in the US?
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It’s still wild to me that Rupert Murdoch systematically trained 77 million Americans to vote to be ruled by Moscow.
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Lord give me the confidence of a comedian trying to school Antony Green on how elections work… #auspol
Below the line/ Above the line is for senate, gotta number every box for lower house. If there is 8 candidates, Labor gets number 8, if you want them out. And unless you’re in on the corruption, you should want them out.
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Anyone know why an unidentified 747 is cutting laps at low altitude over #Melbourne right now?
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“Australia can’t possibly be racist, as a bunch of us stood for a minute to honour a dead police woman who wasn’t 100% white” This really is an all-time argument…🙄 #auspol
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Greg Swann if you’re looking to reduce the time of some AFL events, start with the #Brownlow
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Bailey how did you only find out recently your wife was 5 months pregnant?? Pay attention dude… #brownlow
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I’d rather a 5 minute interview with Libba than that saxophone hot mess #Brownlow
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“Now that’s a choke even I’d be proud of…” #AFLFinals #AFLSwansFreo
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If you wonder if your job adds any value; fear not - Fox have a cameraman whose entire job is to film the goal post wobbling after a poster… #AFLFinals #AFLSwansFreo
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