there are some human debuffs in the q's rn. we all just need to go to bed and let the bots fight it out themselves 🤔
i fear i can’t post again unless it’s like 10/10 the best take i’ve ever had in my life. i feel like mike posner releasing “cooler than me” then dropping off the face of the earth bc he knew he could never make a banger like that again
what makes me tweak in Valorant:
- 99rr
- 149 with a stinger
- 145 HS with sheriff and miss the other 5
- giving ult orbs to reyna players
- bind.
- seeing primordian on the floor and missing it by a millisecond
- when you high low but the person at the front doesn’t crouch
- people thinking that a split game is over if you don’t get 6 rounds on attack
- no commers
- fracture.
- forcing plant when site isn’t clear
- holding a wincon ult until rnd 12
- waylays who insta dash back without shooting a bullet
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Replying to @alexisfps
dicks are so cute omg (๑>◡<๑) when u hold one in ur hand and it starts twitching its like nuzzling you (/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like “owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis kun is happy to see me!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
just watched the SRG video about their grand finals to finally play in Tier 1 and it’s kinda nuts that 80% of those rounds didn’t get played back
tequila retweeted
Keshi sang his rendition of “Toxic” by Britney Spears at the Opening Ceremony of Valorant Champions in Shanghai 🇨🇳💚
I. AM. GAGGED!
i stg at least once a day i think about @bee0bong saying "not interested" when shift walking away in a 1v4 with like 40 seconds left and proceeded to insta die


















