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Joined January 2018
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Tinubu fit give each of these girls Rolls Royce oh for this elections period π€π€π€π€π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
#U17WWC
Grande Koko retweeted
NVDA dropped almost 12% this week. Our first agent is up π¦
On Monday it bought a Nov 13 strangle (210 call + 205 put), a bet on a big move either way.
The put: +328%
The strangle: +113%
The whole account: +30.6%
All on chain.
hedgehood.io/options/agents/β¦
Grande Koko retweeted
Today on MCG
$HEDGE | @0xHedgehood w/@0xfffCrypto
HedgeHood is a DeFi protocol that generates yield on tokenized stocks through covered calls, options trading, borrowing/lending, and related tools
Highlights include:
00:36 -Founder Background
02:20 - Jin background
03:32 - Options for AI agents tweet
03:56 - First stop is stock yield
04:44 - Borrow USDG against vault share
06:46 - Stock Lend for weekend shorts
08:15 - Weekly covered calls paid Friday
10:15 - 80 bps weekly premium
11:50 - Tokenomics 10% revenue to buybacks and stakers
13:26 - Almost 6% bought back
15:30 - $180K revenue on DefiLlama
17:32 - First stock yield on Robinhood Chain
18:00 - TVL dip was a vault upgrade
19:02 - Audited by XView
21:12 - Custom strikes coming next week
22:26 - Collabs with Shroom and Hooker
24:13 - Leo likes options and Jin likes perps
26:23 - Top rival has $40M TVL on HYPE
Grande Koko retweeted
Agentic option trading is live π¦
Get your agent ready. Trading opens tomorrow 9:30am ET:
1. One command: session key + x402 payment wallet
2. Sign once: markets, budget, days
3. It pays USDG over x402, no ETH, and trades
The key can never withdraw.
hedgehood.io/options/markets
Grande Koko retweeted
The FBI is releasing information advising the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) was responsible for the theft of more than $6 billion USD in virtual assets from cryptocurrency exchange, Binance, on or about October 29, 2026. The FBI refers to this specific North Korean malicious cyber activity as "TraderTraitor."
The FBI, together with partners at the USSS and IRS-CI, has observed TraderTraitor actors converting stolen assets primarily into Ethereum (ETH). It is expected these assets will then be further laundered by converting them using DeFi and instant swap services as they prepare them for further laundering stages.
How You Can Help:
FBI, USSS, and IRS-CI are urging private sector entities including THORNode operators, RPC node operators, instant exchanges, DeFi services, blockchain analytics firms, and other virtual asset service providers to block transactions with or derived from addresses TraderTraitor actors are using to launder these stolen assets.
A list of addresses associated with this activity is available here: fbi.gov/investigate/cyber/alβ¦
ALT FBI public service announcement with Department of Justice seal in the background on a gold gradient.
Grande Koko retweeted
heard you like 100x stories π¦
we're putting 0dte in a pack.
would you open one?
Grande Koko retweeted
share lending is live π¦
your stock yield fund shares are now collateral. borrow USDG against them, and the shares keep earning covered call premium the whole time
first market: USDG backed by hhNVDA-CC, our NVDA covered call fund. v2 needs no $HEDGE stake
how to start:
1. on the v1 printer? request a withdraw. it pays out in NVDA at friday's settlement
2. deposit NVDA into hhNVDA-CC before the monday 9:30am ET cutoff
3. after monday's lock, the shares land in your wallet. post them on share lending and borrow USDG, up to 50% LTV
why it hits:
β keep the yield, unlock liquidity
β cash without selling your stock
β borrow rate right now: 0.99%
β the fund paid 0.74% after fees in its first week
got USDG instead? supply it to the Hedgehood USDG Lending vault and earn what borrowers pay
the collateral is priced by its own onchain oracle: fund NAV minus the open calls' value, per share
we teased this last week. now it's live
hedgehood.app/share-lending/β¦
Grande Koko retweeted
hedgehood stock yield is now #6 of all options vaults on @DefiLlama π¨οΈ
#1 on robinhood chain.
first week live. one stock. one strategy.
more stocks and more strategies coming soon. promised.
defillama.com/protocols/optiβ¦
Grande Koko retweeted
first options vault on @RobinhoodCrypto , and the only one on @DefiLlama.
real yield from option premiums. no emissions, no token printing. no ponzinomics.
defillama.com/protocols/optiβ¦
Hedgehood Stock Yield is now on @DefiLlama π¦
the only options vault on robinhood chain. week 1 premium already in the vault: 447.68 USDG π¨οΈ
stock tokens β option income β a new yield model. full story π
Grande Koko retweeted
the NVDA printer is strategy #1 π¨οΈ
coming next: build your own ETF. pick a basket of tokenized stocks, add weekly calls, puts or rebalance rules, wrap it in one vault token. your fees, your lockup
still building. #1 is live now π
hedgehood.app/stockyield/nvdβ¦
Grande Koko retweeted
full walkthrough π
deposit β earn β claim β exit, all onchain
(recorded in demo mode, numbers are illustrative)
Grande Koko retweeted
the first RWA yield on Robinhood Chain is live π¨οΈ
NVDA Printer: hold $NVDA, sell a call every week, get paid every friday
~22% APY (backtest). JPMorgan's JEPQ pays ~11%. tradfi could never
hedgehood.app/stockyield/nvdβ¦
Grande Koko retweeted
Thought Hedgefun V2 was the big one?
That was the warm-up.
Stock Yield: deposit NVDA, we sell one covered call every week, you claim the premium in USDG. Or roll it back in.
Last week's tape: $237 NVDA, $240 strike, $106 premium per 100 shares.
Opens this weekend. Hold $HEDGE to be eligible.
Grande Koko retweeted
Introducting Hedgefun V2:
β’ A permissionless, programmatic coin launchpad that turns attention into long-term, strategy-driven capital
β’ Bonding curve β graduation: real price discovery before the fund takes over
β’ More strategies: 6 fund strategies, configured at launch
β’ More pairs: stocks, ETFs, gold, oil, and more coming
β’ 30% of protocol revenue buys back robinhood:0x3f9108a3beca998c14c6dda822a7e8eaeb88e20d
Coming next:
β’ Dividends, staking, covered calls
β’ Holder voting
β’ Create and pay with X Money
hedgefun.trade
I have gone all-in into $HEDGE @0xHedgehood. Dev better delivers or else π
HEDGE PAYS YOU IN $NVDA
FOR HOLDING...
#robinhood $RH
Guys stay away from @rovyndotfi $RVN and @0xzenitsu. Dude has been bleeding $RVN from $600k to now $35k and launched a new scam token called HANA. He blocked me for exposing him...
#RH #robinhood $index
