Tempo Fog retweeted
"Hey Dad can you hold off on that strategic reserve announcement? Need to transfer some funds to Hyperliquid real quick"
Tempo Fog retweeted
When Trump said we wouldn't have to pay taxes on crypto gains, I didn't realize he was removing the gains.
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really impressive levels of not giving a fuck from the admins tho, absolutely terrible people, Biden pardons a bunch of people not even currently on trial & trump tokenized his entire family then didnt even mention crypto
truly incredible scenes
Tempo Fog retweeted
Dad just texted me said he bought his first crypto.
I immediately made a pumpfun and sent it to just him. Soon as he bought i rugged it.
Lesson one, welcome to the trenches buddy.
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HOW TO GET FROM $ETH TO $TON
first get the wallet
1. Go to @keeper_wallet and download the EXTENSION for whatever browser you use.
2. Once downloaded locate the extension on the TOP RIGHT of your browser and open it
Looks like this : >>
3. Setup a Wallet by clicking on new wallet AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR SEED-PHRASE.
4. Go to your phone, open Appstore or Google play and download TON KEEPER on your device.
5. Add existing wallet > paste your see dphrase (the one with 24 words)
Now you you have a wallet!
How to swap $ETH . to $TON?:
1. Click on Uniswap, selected "TON COIN", its wrapped TON.
CA for ton coin on eth (wrapped ton ) is =
0x582d872A1B094FC48F5DE31D3B73F2D9bE47def1
(ALWAYS CHECK THIS IS THE CORRECT COIN THO)
2. Swap $ETH into $TON
3. Add token to your Me*taMAs3k
5. Now bridge using bridge.ton.org/ ( ALWAYS CHECK LINKS DO NO TRUST ANYONE EVEN ME)
this part kinda sketchy, since they dont have a twitter for the bridge but you can find the bridge via like the main @ton_blockchain website.
( you can also use houdini swap but I am kinda showing the basic dumb way to do it, you can use a bot and other stuff but yeah this is the way I do it)
6. The bridge will unwrapp the ton, you paste your destination address ( the Ton keeper address), connect with meta mask. ( the fee is kinda crazy like 5 ton aprox 40$ to do this so yeahh I guess no jeets allowed), then just follow the prompts on the site. It takes a few min.
7. BOOM you got $TON
FYI : Contract addresses on $TON look like this "EQABxFYjGY4quYR2wSSltiY7mf9LANIirtk_u_-I9eiCRiry" (this is the address for $Чебурашка)
So now Go buy some coins using @dedust_io or im sure there is TG bots and stuff, but I raw dawg it with De dust.

















