it’s me

California, USA
Joined October 2017
Can you hold me in your warm embrace as I cry on your shoulder on some homie shit?
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“Are you Peter Parker or are you Spider-man?” “I’m Both”
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I can’t wait to watch the World Cup semifinals that my country is hosting on a weekday in the middle of the afternoon
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They’re gentrifying things that have never been gentrified
gave the paleta guy a beer and he gave me the keys
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when it’s england v argentina soon and i need to support england
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Mexico’s strategy in the last 30 minutes for some reason
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gay person: i'm gay retarded person: i'm retarded gay and retarded person: israel is our greatest ally
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im hiding redbulls in my room like its drugs #mexicanmom
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Gorillaz are unrivaled when it comes to assembling the greatest percussionists of Namibia, Mos Def, Dolph Lundgren, and Yo-Yo Ma for a track called “The Eternal Misfortunes of Gelatinous Jimmy”
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Why they keep making the water starter a faggot
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he fucking that shit up
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You kick and dress like a faggot
I’m currently being arrested outside the Minnesota State Capitol for turning the “PROSECUTE ICE” sign the Democrats erected Into the wonderful “PRO ICE” 🧊❤️
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The dream gaming app is just an infinite TikTok style feed of WarioWare-quality microgames.
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ny & la tickets for the moment go on sale tomorrow!! go to the theater, bring all your friends xx
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Kids getting AFTER it on the ice in the Hershey Bears intermission game #ElectricFactory
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BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly beginning to worry that Republican legislatures have passed wayyy too many open-carry laws, "stand-your-ground" laws, and "Castle Doctrine" laws that give pissed off citizens legal immunity to shoot at badge-less, masked ICE agents.
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BREAKING: Jessica Tarlov leaves Fox speechless after debunking the lies Trump and his regime have been spreading about the murder of Renee Good. She brought receipts.
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A mom lets her 7-month-old baby taste the smoothie she craved during pregnancy.
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the cameo two hours into marty supreme
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The likes… the demand is there
MGMT in the studio recently!
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MGMT in the studio recently!
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