Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements
Atlanta
Joined November 2009
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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everybody say hi to my son gary who i created for a work pumpkin decorating contest
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it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery.
“I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.”
Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl."
variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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Not the first CEO to say this either. They know what’s on the horizon. This is a gimmick to save their heads.
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed.
"We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them."
(nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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A baking attempt of pig-shaped bread rolls with sausages ("pigs in a blanket") before and after baking.
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He’s doing WHAT to Clavicular???
BREAKING: Actor Noah Wyle emerges as the clear favorite to be People's 2026 Sexiest Man Alive, edging Clavicular & more.
79% chance.
🔗 polymarket.com/r/People2026
Tess Malone retweeted
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery.
“I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.”
Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl."
variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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hooked on nicotine with a kidney transplant… she’s deadass a doctor’s worst nightmare