@telfurious

I’ve got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.

 Family Dollar Store #4793
Joined June 2008
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I'm tablin' this year with @z_bill and @telfurious just like in the good old days!
STAPLE!@staple22 Jan 2024
Tables for STAPLE! 2024 are sold out! 75 in 18 hours - a new record! You can still get on the wait list if you go to the website. A few folks generally drop out. I am stunned and humbled by your excitement and support. Let’s make this the best show so far!
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How long since you last crapped your pants?
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4 votes • Final results
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Something something “Mohel” something something “happy ending”
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Zelda on the back porch is quite a zen experience.
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Shin Kamen Rider was fuckin rad.
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If you don’t buy the most expensive Bible you will burn in hell.
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HEB serves Mother’s Day-themed mammary steaks.
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It’s live!
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Not sure which I watched more of today: the Venture Bros trailer or this.
Aaron Long@aalong6419 Apr 2023
trailer for the next episode of my indie cartoon Sublo and Tangy Mustard "Nightclub”! gonna do a youtube premiere Saturday April 22 at 12pm (noon) EST/ 9am PST if you want to come watch it live!
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Dr. Eatmeat retweeted
Aaron Long@aalong6419 Apr 2023
trailer for the next episode of my indie cartoon Sublo and Tangy Mustard "Nightclub”! gonna do a youtube premiere Saturday April 22 at 12pm (noon) EST/ 9am PST if you want to come watch it live!
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Conrad Bain had a twin brother named Bonar.
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Fav Groucho line: “A friendly hello to my many vagina’d friends! And to the unfortunate rest, who only have one!”
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Japanksgiving 2023
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Now is when I put my phone on the table and go for a walk.
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Roof night
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Ya know, I’m gonna start a religion where you only pray to god to tell him about cool videogames and shit.
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