fmr Chief Potato; he/him gone here. find me on: https://xitter.cf/t.co/q3ainEJ9sW https://xitter.cf/t.co/ui3S5mSXEd

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This place sucks Come find me on bsky: bsky.app/profile/bernsteinbe… Or mastodon: mastodon.social/@tekknolagi Or just bernsteinbear.com
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This place sucks Come find me on bsky: bsky.app/profile/bernsteinbe… Or mastodon: mastodon.social/@tekknolagi Or just bernsteinbear.com
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NOTEWORTHY: Pennsylvania Supreme Court rules that there are no 4th Amendment rights in your Google search terms. When you search on Google, you tell them your search terms; the government can get those queries without a warrant. The third-party doctrine applies.
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HN is down :/ what do I do with my time
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We are sending out a proposal for Stacked Diffs on @GitHub to trusted design partners to gather initial feedback over the next few days. From there we’ll iterate and share the gameplan
RE: Stacked Diffs on @GitHub After discussion w @ttaylorr_b, we can implement stacked PRs/PR groups already (in fact we kind of do with Copilot) but restacking (automatically fanning out changes from the bottom of the the stack upwards) would be wildly inefficient. To do it right, we need to migrate @GitHub to use git reftables instead of packed-refs so that multi-ref updates / restacking will be O(n) instead of ngmi. This will take some time but has been greenlit.
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True! Successful drive by contribution :D
I just optimized the future of @ShopifyEng projects (& a lot more) for the next generation without being an intern/employee... I made a simple yet effective contribution to Ruby's core ZJIT compiler which had gotten merged. This allows array creations to go from N+1 calls to 1
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Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rFKESd
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Crazy - the new graph layout algorithm and viewer I made for SpiderMonkey is now being used for the ZJIT Ruby compiler: railsatscale.com/2025-11-19-… The thing was not meant to be general-purpose! But I'll take it.
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The @MoreVMs workshop has two submission deadlines this time around: Pre-Holiday: 17th of December 2025 Post-Holiday: 12th of January 2026 We know, nothing happens without a deadline.⌛️💣 So, there you go. You made me do it! 🤣😅 😇 Anyway, pick one and submit! 🧑‍🔬🧪✍️📜
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"you need to hear about the firmware bug I just spent two full days dealing with," my friend says before describing the THIRD 0day he's found this year while pursuing his hobby projects
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This afternoon, with a coffee
When was the last time you checked your compiler (or JIT) output? I bet 99.999% of developers out there do not even know how to get to the compiler output in human readable form.
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just learned that there is a "belle monte ave" in the neighborhood of "belle mont" in the city of belmont and it ruined my day
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Anyway, this thread is getting too long. As you can tell I've nerd sniped myself on this whole topic. I'll tell you one more thing Both V8's and HotSpot's interpreters are known as "template interpreters" and I wrote a blog post on the whole damn topic: zackoverflow.dev/writing/tem…
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i am getting roasted in the chat
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six months ago, the city threatened to charge me with a misdemeanor if I didn't remove this bench. I put the bench out because it's at the top of a very steep hill; dozens of people rest here every day. the original bench was seized but I now have a permit and new bench. 🥳
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me: this seems like a simple change also me: sitting here and comparing disassembly because things now crash
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Stan Lo won Ruby Prize 2025. I know his hard work and enthusiasm, and he’s one of the great people who influenced me. Congratulations! #rubyworld
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