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It’s with a heavy heart to say that Dayla passed away on January 21st, 2026. She went peacefully, surrounded by her family and friends. She left this world so much better than she found it. She’s going to be missed so dearly, but her memory will live on forever.
Being diagnosed with ovarian cancer on fucking Christmas Eve was the dumbest fucking day of my life. Fuck this.
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everyone point and laugh 🫵
Texas is not going blue. Don’t listen to the activist media.
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YEE (and I say this respectfully) HAW!!! TEXAS!!!!🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🤠🤠🤠🤠
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if texas turns blue today i’m getting blackout drunk at a bucees
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Replying to @THR
Bro has 900 billion dollars and cant afford a thicker skin
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bro just nutted in me and started talking about action figures
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when everything keeps going wrong in life but i got myself a little treat
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"comedy's not for everyone, you're more of a helping people person"
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my sister facetimed me four times in a row and when I finally picked up I said “somebody better have died” and she just stared at me like this
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NOT DOLLY PARTON !!!! TAKE THE ORANGE MAN PLEASE
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idk i mean sometimes i miss being so nvm
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Ethan Hawke on whether he likes to eat in bed. “Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.”
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film: scott pilgrim vs the world (2010) director: edgar wright song: 777 by riley! frame count: 900, edited at 15fps. all done by hand through printed paper and hand-drawn 2d animation. no ai used.
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“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist
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if there was a zombie apocalypse, some guy would tweet “biting the zombies to give them the human virus” and it would get 100k likes
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RIP Odysseus, you would've loved Google Maps
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watching white women cook is terrifying
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SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉 🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen! 🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle! 🍉Replace your vital organs with candy! 🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide! I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?
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I like the idea of old knitting lesbians getting pissed off at all these dinky wrinkly unironed pride flags people hang up
The new spot from Idealista may be the sweetest thing I have ever seen 🏳️‍🌈🫶🏻🥹🫠
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