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Joined May 2011
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Just one question…
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.
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sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that
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Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.
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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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He didn’t even make it to 7th grade 🙏🏿 xitter.cf/fwbranden/status/14981…
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one thing about me ima be late
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You guys gotta try this new prank I’ve been doing. Go into a restaurant and act INSANELY nice and polite to the wait staff. Never break character. And then at the end when they bring the check LMFAO leave a HUGE tip. Like 50%. Got his ass.
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all women are beautiful and all men have four letter names
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