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Clown, Independent Thinker, Gaymer, probably judging you.

Joined April 2011
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Because every Republican of every type lost, every faction will blame everyone else. The knives are out, sharpened, and thirsty for blood. And because you can obviously make the case against every faction and their precious priorities — the Iran War, the AWOL Senate, the overconfident MAGA bro political team, zombie neocons, the overreliance on Elon, AI confusion, the total lack of an affordability agenda beyond telling people to eat chicken and screwing over farmers to import Argentinian beef, Vivek Ramaswamy’s existence as a person — everyone will argue with the assured superiority complex that tells them they’re right.
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Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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Tucker Eibner retweeted
I liked Effective Altruism better when it was called Scientology
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Tucker Eibner retweeted
The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.
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Can 2026 just stop please.
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Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle harmonizing by using their acrylic nails (1987)
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I have peed myself because of this video
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Tucker Eibner retweeted
Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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So they need a Maine resident with positive name ID, a deep personal network, and isn't suspected of many horrible crimes?
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🇺🇸 WATCH THIS! Star Spangled Banner played out on steel plates!
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We were there front and center. That venue wasn’t built to accommodate an event with the line of succession for the U.S. government. After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.
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Younger people might be surprised to hear this but the way culture used to be, if there was a guy who did meth and hit himself in the face with a hammer, he actually wouldn’t get interviewed on 60 Minutes.
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Welcome to the Opera Haus
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The only book Candace Owens is getting a chapter in:
Candace is so self-indulgent she genuinely believes future history books will carve out a chapter just for her. LOL. And now she’s pretending she was the restraining force, holding people back from attacking TPUSA after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, as if she wasn’t the primary instigator who lit the fuse in the first place. Main character syndrome doesn’t even cover it.
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So I got a MSNOW ad right before I started listening to @benshapiro
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This clip is what changed my mind and made me realize everyone on the left was wrong about Charlie Kirk. May he rest in peace. 💔
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Tucker Eibner retweeted
Charlie Kirk has been fatally shot. #charliekirk #CharlieKirkshot
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Why does Peter Navarro look like he's about to try to sell me gold from Rosalind Capital?
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