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Joined May 2025
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do you ever look up at the moon and realize you are gay
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[to the tune of even flow] steven flow
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baseball players are climbing the umpire state building
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tex@texmepleaseAug 24
do you guys remember bags of milk in school? one time i accidentally stabbed my straw through both sides and then my dad beat me when i got home for something completely unrelated
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tex@texmepleaseAug 21
putting a couple of cucumber slices over my eyes before jerking off
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
is nuketown a walkable city
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
went to the bathroom and forgot my phone so i had to read the room
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monkey corrupts all
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
gaming made me who i am today, a gamer
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
a shy doctor who won’t come into the exam room
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
whoaaa cousin nicky last time i saw you, you were this tall [puts hand about 3 micrometers from the ground
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tex@texmepleaseAug 14
i thought one of the nuketown mannequins was my mom
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tex@texmepleaseAug 13
went through the self checkout at walmart and from what i can tell i am not doing very good
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tex@texmepleaseAug 13
sliding a 20 to the doctor before my exam for good test results
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tex@texmepleaseAug 12
sending mail to my neighbor
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swinging in the chinese woods
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tex@texmepleaseAug 12
something and i’m gay, mmmm mmmmm..
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tex@texmepleaseAug 10
can i use my cpap machine in jail
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tex@texmepleaseAug 9
my gay friend passed out drunk and we drew pussies all over him
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tex@texmepleaseAug 8
Image from tex (@texmeplease)
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