I can go ramp, I can go stair. @tedlyons.bsky.social

Phoenix
Joined February 2009
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Me to my family: That’s Wemby.
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Here's a fun way to kick off your weekend: Robert Taylor, Jr. and his wife, Sheila, caught this video of a white skunk in Northern Arizona! 😍 The couple asked us if the skunk was albino, but AZGFD biologists are leaning towards leucistic, which is an all-white version of the species. This is because the skunk appears to have dark, not pinkish, eyes. What a cool, rare sighting!
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Wish me luck as I tell my wife I’ll be gone for the next week on a quest to find Mennonite pizza in cartel-controlled Western Chihuahua.
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Who’s eating all the Hawaiian fast food? Swear a new drive thru pops up every week. Is this the new drive thru coffee, car wash, mattress store real estate scam?
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Saban on Gameday at 10:50a: “Protect College Sports! Thank you Trump for saving college sports!” Saban at 11:50a: “If I were still coaching? I’d do whatever it takes to convince [MSU QB Kamario Taylor] to get in the Portal” Yup, that about sums it up 👍
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LOL at the ABC broadcast crashing immediately after them talking about how stable it was.
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“The taste of me is acquired, but it’s his favourite dish”
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Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
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Important.
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Ben Johnson choosing to wear a visor in heavy rain with no sun is a top 5 worst use of the visor.
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Sharing the stage at a College of Humanities event with Steve Kerr, who donated $1 million toward UA student study abroad opportunities, Tommy Lloyd announced he's chipping in another $25K.
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We can all agree Texas politicians should not be forcing those of us lucky enough to not live there to sit through their campaign ads, right?
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Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.
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Natalie it’s Labor Day, take a break.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
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If we’re gonna play this game, let’s start with utilities instead of foster homes. Clowns.
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East Palestine, Ohio is really punching above its weight in the news. You had the disgusting toxic goo incident, and there was also a train derailment
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