@tedkmode
Joined April 2023
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Zoomer novelist with the pen name “T.S. Tufftwin”
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Idea for a fantastic meme: AI image of the guy from Backrooms smoking a blunt in the backrooms and it says “Backwoods” in helvetica
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heidi central@heytherenrdsSep 12
black hole son or pearl jam daughter
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annika h@Annika_H_Sep 1
fear not friend, egg roll is included in the price of the meal
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dani🍀@regulardanigirlAug 23
how about 6 inches and normal
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☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆@mootsheepAug 22
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johnathon smegma@givemecumcumAug 18
boner of a lonely fart
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paris@awfultopAug 13
this nigga pickle rick crazy
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Stratus@theargus2003Aug 12
just put the lime in the coconut bro
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murseJul 22
you odyssey deez nutz
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TrollGod9000 💿@TrollGod9000Jul 20
my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀
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CoKane@KanesCabDriv3rJul 13
This is fucking bullshit I just got fired for jacking off at my desk even though my doctor literally told me I could have a stroke at any time
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layla@slphrrrJul 12
just got hospitalised for my spongebob addiction . they put me in the squid ward
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Jul 3
I could rick you down on some pickle shit
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baber@bakerbakerbakerJun 25
there is a coors light that never goes out
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyJun 20
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Wæs 🍂@watchingspiralsJun 9
elle fanning's ass
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Healthy chronicles Vol. 4
@bighealthyfrMay 25
Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey
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Alice Mills@millsalice144May 25
A message popped up on my printer saying that I need to replace the cyan cartridge. Completely out of the blue!
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fortnite small shield potion@cartmanologistMay 25
whip out your schlong youre the piano man
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