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CTO @STR_Software | @williamandmary Grad | @MiamiDolphins Fan | Brother of 3, Father of 2, Husband of 1

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Joined January 2010
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Ted Chappell retweeted
No more NFL unbeatens this season. The 1972 Dolphins still stand alone.
CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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Ted Chappell retweeted
CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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Dear @Apple, I really wish “Delete and Report Spam” meant they wouldn’t text me again
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Ted Chappell retweeted
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Ted Chappell retweeted
Having 4pm NFL games ending in the dark now (East Coast viewers) and then hearing the ticking of the "60 Minutes" stopwatch makes me feel that I have Algebra and American History homework to do tonight, even though I'm in my 50s now.
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Heartbreaking for JMU Bloomington. First loss of the season for JMU’s satellite campuses.
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Ted Chappell retweeted
a whole psychology textbook will never strike as powerfully as this single paragraph by Dostoevsky
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JMU is the only undefeated Group of 6 team.
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JMU: 6-0 JMUCLA: 5-0 JMU Bloomington: 6-0 The strong start for James Madison and it’s satellite campuses continues
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Ted Chappell retweeted
This is even more flagrant than the hit that took out Dante Moore.
Disgusting late hit (punch) from Oregon DT Bear Alexander on UCLA QB Nico Iamaleava. No flag from the refs; they didn’t see it.
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Ted Chappell retweeted
As per my last engravement
Imagine how annoyed you have to be to engrave a rock with a complaint 3,766 years ago
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One of these plays was flagged for a personal foul. The other was not.
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How are you even supposed to play defense? 🤷‍♂️
Yet another NFL defender forgets to carefully tuck a quarterback into bed, turn on a nightlight and vanish in thin air mid-sack.
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Arguably the greatest single photo in Oklahoma State football history. Hang it in the louvre 🔥
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Ted Chappell retweeted
Obviously love Game Day, but as a kid who loved it too, and now with kids of my own who I hope grow up to love it, the cursing has to stop. It’s unbecoming of that show. It adds nothing and subtracts a lot from the fun, wholesome roots the show was founded upon.
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Russia is a failed state because this man did not have the opportunity to achieve his true potential as an OL in the MAC.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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Ted Chappell retweeted
“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he is not the same man.” - Heraclitus
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