‍ ‍ Bat. ‍

LMAOOOO

Nah I just don’t care about rich nigga problems these niggas need to move on she bout to drop a song with Bossman Dlow

🤢🤢🤢🤢

oh lord not you too

“Wait till you try an Elote..”

Blocks knife then bodies the saiyan.

“I would fold everyone by myself.”

— “Don’t worry, Goku. Superboy-Prime’s got this. And man… it’s gonna look awesome in the comic books!”

— Even if I have to be the loudest, most annoying hero in the multiverse to make it happen.” He shot forward, faster than sound, the sun breaking over the horizon and catching on his smile. —

— He chuckled softly, though his eyes stayed sharp, scanning the skies ahead. “They’ll probably still blame me for something after this… they always do. But saving the day? That never gets old. And I’ll keep doing it, because that’s what heroes do. —

— “You know, people call me a hothead… a little dramatic, maybe. But hey, someone’s gotta be dramatic when the universe is falling apart, right? Cosmic armageddon, random alien warlords, giant lizard things… ugh, I swear, it’s always a Monday.” —

— “Okay, you are heavier than you look,” he said with a grin, glancing down at the Saiyan. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you. Nobody’s taking Earth while I’m on shift.” He punched through a cloud, scattering mist in his wake, the smoke of West City finally fading from view. —

— Superboy-Prime streaked across the sky, Goku secured in his arms like a priceless trophy he wasn’t about to drop. His cape fluttered wildly behind him, catching stray sparks of the burning horizon below. —

— The moment of final impact dissolved, erased from history itself. Thragg’s decisive blow never connected; to all onlookers, it was as if the world had skipped a heartbeat. —

— With a roar that shook the burning ruins of West City, Superboy-Prime cocked his fist back and the universe trembled. CRACK! The infamous Retcon Punch landed, not on Thragg, not on Goku, but on the very fabric of reality. —

Just as Thragg descended for the killing strike, reality itself rippled. A violent shudder tore through the scene, and the air cracked with the sound of breaking glass. Out of the distortion stepped Superboy-Prime, his eyes blazing with fury. —

“Grow up.”