Slippi: TECHN#0 Samus main from BC, Canada BASc Mech/Elec UBC 2018' they/any

British Columbia
Joined April 2018
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I'd be so good at melee if I aimed for 8 GALINT instead of 10....
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Platfight was a fuckin blast. Melee players are so cool (other platform fighter players are cool too, I'm sure, they just scare me)
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shoutouts to the platfight kendama guy who waits for the matches to end so he can flex his shit on the player cams. been at it all weekend on various stream setups legend
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If I see one more le nuanced take about how autism doesn't absolve you of personal responsibility but also does absolve you of personal responsibility I am gonna combust. We get it, bullying is bad. Autism is real. Every normal person in the community gets it.
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mffgh ,,, 😵‍💫
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playing loveletter with top melee players always reminds me of how diffy they are built, and it's awesome
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spotted in airport bathroom i see you, stranger. and i am comforted by our silent solidarity
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technospider retweeted
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I was watching in the cuck chair
a couple months ago an amazon basics trans girl demanded i see this video and try to explain what was impressive abt it while she gave me the best head of my life
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technospider retweeted
a couple months ago an amazon basics trans girl demanded i see this video and try to explain what was impressive abt it while she gave me the best head of my life
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Nevermind. Fuck AI (pic because its my work computer thats not connected to my socials)
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Had some good convos with friends, and will be abstaining from using claude for the purpose of melee passion projects. I know for some, that should be a no-brainer I never want to be associated with shillers who seek unwarranted acclaim for lukewarm effort
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this is essentially how mass psychosis works
genuinely what warrented this reaction
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Why did my piercer pierce me with 8 guage (3.2 mm), that shit hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER (he said it was because my lips are quite thick due to playing saxophone and having more muscle there than most, but STILL)
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I felt like such a wuss when I told people that it hurt a LOT, but it turns out I just got hit with a piercing final boss moment
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Part of me wants to get a full psychological assessment, but I think having my IQ assessed would one-shot me, regardless of the outcome
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The best case scenario is me getting about 10 points below my self-assessed number. anything above or below that would lead to an ego inflation/depression that would negatively impact my ability to not be an irritable POS
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Fun fact, for a 1/8192 probability, half of people will have found a shiny at 5,678 encounters. So most people find shiny's before the "rated average" your odds of finding at least one shiny at 8192 attempts is ≈ (1-1/e) ≈ 63%
You should seriously just quit. If you’re gonna lose your mind like this before you even hit the average number of attempts, you clearly aren’t built for shiny hunting.
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To be clear, he isnt wrong that the "average" amount of attempts would be 8192. But here "average" is less useful than "median" Most people will find a shiny before the "average" amount of attempts. Kinda weird, but statistics/probabilities are weird. Deal with it.
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rainy night bear friend
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protecting the ember of my melee passion burning with my whole life. One day I will be on the grind, and I am so excited for that day. Wont be today, probably won't be this y3ar But the yearning still lives
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