I've got one life to live, and I wouldn't live it no other way. – at Westminster, CO

My homie hooked me up with this. I need to find a good esp32 to throw on this now, something better than the stock seeed studio. @_colonel_panic

Remember, no matter how much you love your job, it will never love you back.

When did it become the social norm to use your speaker phone in the airport? #latestagebrainrot #trash

I'm tired of us being so "great". $6.29 per gallon... I don't want to pay a little extra to fight a war no one wanted in Iran.

The FCC is trying to claim my DJI has "military technology" and wants to ban it. What should my next steps be?

Dear vendors... Free socks, dolls, plush animals, bags, Legos, hot air balloon rides, and shirts will not win my favor. I'm not corruptable until I see some video cards or ram sticks come out. #crowdstrike #faldotcon

I'm loving this chameleon ultra.

It's awkward when your cousin follows you on Twitter and wonders why I post here instead of answering her text messages.

I'm not sure what is more bothersome, @semgrep spamming me when I have never even showed interest in their stuff or Google warning me not to visit their unsubscribe link because it has a low reputation. Please stop spamming people or someone may make your life difficult.

I've never pirated a video game trailer before. Didn't think this was ever in my future. #gta6

Your service isn't without guardrails, stop spreading lies @AskVenice . People have shared plenty of evidence.. hence you've disabled replies.

I'm struggling trying to explain MiTM to my wife...

I'm starting my haul reveal with this first badge. It was the last badge I received at #telephreaks and I got it free for being awesome. I <3 it.

See you soon Defcon