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Joined January 2020
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As somebody who has gone back and forth with this, you really only need like two weeks replacing screen time with reading to get your attention span back You’re not permanently fucked and resetting is easier than you think. Put down your phone and pick up a book.
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You are allowed to dislike a book. You don’t have to β€œpush” through to finish them. You deserve to enjoy reading.
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman
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i only post on my story so i can rewatch it… im obsessed with myself
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
i’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine
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If anyone is looking for the most thoughtful present, my Mum bought me a year in books for Christmas and it’s amazing β€οΈπŸ“š (even better, some were second hand from people who mean a lot to me)
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
girl that’s not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
Sorry to act entitled over a non-serious issue, but it has to be said: being made to wait 2-3 years between seasons of television that are 8-10 episodes long is inexcusable and unsustainable. Just total corporate dissonance with regard to what people like about watching TV shows.
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
Moms LOVE asking if you’re working as if it’s not 1pm on a regular business day
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β€œhow lazy are you?” me:
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life is an endless cycle of remembering passwords and deciding what to eat for dinner
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you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???
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jordan πŸ“š retweeted
you know you’re in mojo dojo casa house when you have to use the xbox controller as the tv remote
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i wonder if actors ever watch one of their movies at its premiere and think β€œwow this kinda sucks”
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