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i'm going to bedazzle my dick with blue diamonds so that when i'm hard rung mistakes it as his microphone grabs it and puts it to his mouth
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I have brokerage accounts set up now investing money so my kids will be able to go to college and move to a fun city with opportunities when they finish. This seems to be becoming an increasingly rare and privileged experience and it is important to me that they don’t lose it.
You're 25.
You can live with your parents until 30 and save $150k.
OR
Move out now and have complete independence.
Which one are you choosing?
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everybody sit down my show is on #Doppionails
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Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.




























