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corycat@corycats4Oct 9

i think deadlock is really great but i think it’s missing something… If it had a hyper intelligent, charming, talking gorilla from the moon who had a tesla canon, a bubble shield, and could rage in a primal fashion.. i think we’re getting somewhere

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cum lowkey starting to smell different@gang_cum_on_igOct 5

here in scandinavia we talk a little backwards. in sweden we say "orka" when we don't orka, and in norge they say "ikke sant" when they say something which is true. and in the danmark they don't speak comprehensively at all

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verz@nerdyverzOct 4

measuring the babies paw

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@cutecorestarOct 2

honey we have guests bring out the fine china

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charlie@jonnievadgorduSep 30

Bror kan inte fatta att du precis kallade min risifrutti för fisiprutti. Mitt när jag håller på och äter. Nu har du förstört min måltid

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Farting around your partner could be a sign of a strong relationship Research suggests that being comfortable with embarrassing things like farting can reflect closeness, trust and acceptance between partners. Via University of Sydney & Macquarie University / Brain Sciences (2021)

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user@resonantravenSep 29

risk of rain fans be like "maybe"

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Katarina Krusidull II 🍄@KatarinaOl31077Sep 28

💸💸

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@BecomingCritterSep 29

the fact that people think this is fake is blatant misogyny

@RealityGlich8uSep 28

Hey @gork is this ai or not .

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gab ♡ ‎@flaam1nghotSep 27

Odeio morar longe da minha namorada

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raquel@wendybundudaSep 26

a garota q eu gosto é minha namorada

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@ZohranKMamdaniSep 25

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Simon🤡@deppigaclownenSep 21

In sweden we have smörpaket that says "lätt att bre" but then you try to bre the macka and its not lätt att bre and mackan går sönder

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davo@_fart__11Sep 11

😭

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Johnny Sillyhand@phazmz_owSep 6

Genuinely who does my boss think she is, does she not know she is talking to a gold dps

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cass🪼@intensewiiAug 29

shoutout to bershka for selling potentially the worst shirt ive ever laid my eyes on

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sugu@vwinsxyAug 29

might quit college and focus on roblox

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☠︎︎ lexi ⋆₊ ♱@dontdivemeAug 29

i don’t “track ults” my intuition tells me whether they’re gonna ult or not

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𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐭 🎒@aljoisthegoatAug 27

will be mag dumping him on sight

@viewsceoAug 27

N3ON was spotted as a character in the GTA 6 trailer 🤯

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allie ᛉ@celestica444Aug 30

This is worse than gore

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