@td_ward

tdward on bluesky. Mostly over there these days, where the laughs just don't stop.

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Joined January 2010
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Wardy™ retweeted
Wardy™@td_ward12 Apr 2021
The BBC will NOT air the #MasterChefFinal. The final was due to air on Friday but was cancelled due to the death of Prince Phillip. A BBC statement reads: "Every series of MasterChef is essentially the fucking same, so why bother? Just to watch Gregg Wallace stuffing his gob?"
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Wardy™ retweeted
Wardy™@td_ward20 Mar 2023
Want to see Gregggg Wallace go to shake someone's hand but is left hanging? Course you do.
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Someone on Bluesky called you a knobber. bsky.app/profile/tdward.bsky…
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If you don't follow me on Bluesky, you smell and everyone hates you. bsky.app/profile/tdward.bsky…
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That Jaguar rebrand is so bad it killed Prescott.
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Attack mode button
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If YOU'RE moving to the other place, make sure you're following the only official TD WARD™ Bluesky account. bsky.app/profile/tdward.bsky…
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Four Weddings... is on. The first British film to be made since Confessions of a Window Cleaner in 1974.
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Hate that Amazon ad. Wha the wor nee nah is LUH swee LUH.
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Yer boy is having a lovely day.
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I'm getting more love from Bluesky than you lot. Up your game.
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It's my birthday in 12 minutes. Prepare.
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Everyone on Bluesky is saying you're a bad berk. Just FYI. I didn't.
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Forgot the @. But they know. They know.
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One of the NY Times Connections categories today is unhinged.
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Wardy™ retweeted
cants@cantseyy12 Nov 2024
The questions they ask on MasterChef are so weird. 'what first got you into food' Energy, growth, repair, and survival, Gregg. Go and look after your son.
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BBC have moved quick to find the new MOTD host.
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