@tchen1997
Joined February 2012
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"I knew we had chemistry, ORGANIC chemistry, together; my stick was meant for her ball." @zw2140501072 #idunerlinethat 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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@deannantiao "the Kardashians all do this; do you really think their jawline naturally looks that great?" #idunderlinethat
@deannantiao "sorry i dont think jm supposed to laugh at my own jokes" AHA #1team1dreaminers
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I just want a 6 month holiday, twice a year. that's all I ask.
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I feel sorry for the person who has to write the "Terms and Conditions", When will they realize no one reads that shit.
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Dear YouTube, Please take off the ads, Those 30 Seconds feel like forever. Sincerely, Everyone.
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Sitting in a movie theater, saying "We need to see that!" after every trailer.
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Playing random notes on the piano, and they actually end up sounding good.
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"Just go ask them!" "Okay but can you come with me?"
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I hate when your seatbelt randomly locks and you can't move.
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Calling your best friend after something crazy happens.
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Have you noticed that the "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?
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Mom, stop asking me who I'm texting. It's none of your business.
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Avocado ruins lots of great sandwiches.
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Catching up on Gossip Girl. GG :D @leeemily97
This week's a short one...but I still find myself crammed with loads of tests...all in a row! D:
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