@tchatosh

No such thing as a life that's better than yours

 Nairobi
Joined March 2012
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  • Followers86
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WHAT A GOAL!!!!! WHAT A PLAYER!!! THIS GOAL IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Bruno Fernandes when his team needs him
The Footy Feed
@TheFootyFeed17h
What could possibly go wrong for Manchester United today? Easy win ✅
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Masuhd
@masuhd_13h
If Como beats them, they will have 3 points in 3 games in ucl😭😭
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This nigga gotta be the only player with a comp of every single attribute in the world. Like what u mean he’s got a 3 min comp of shoulder passes he’s so fake
Mauro🍃@TotalmenteCR7Oct 17
Cristiano Ronaldo - shoulder passes
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Methuselah@Methu2516h
Replying to @NiaLong
@NiaLong
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Man United getting 7 points from our first 7 pl games to show support for Ronaldo’s Portugal exit
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You must be new here cus we’ve always tweeted for the love of the game and not for likes
Nami₊˚⊹ ᰔ
@psyuttikOct 17
stop tweeting with zero likes
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The goalkeeper after conceding Ronaldo's 1000 goal knowing his name will also be in the history books
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Theres a reason he's always in that yellow jersey when comparing
Sam
@thatsam009_Oct 15
Opinion: R9 is better than Ronaldo
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Lakini hana pombe
NextOfKin@Okumu_001Oct 16
Huyo msichana unapanga kununulia pombe hii weekend ako na vitu za nyumba nyingi kukushinda, rethink your decision bro.
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just said “gracias” to the waiter at this mexican restaurant
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Trump: "If you're in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. 'Hello, Mohammed.' I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong." 😭
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couldn't figure out who TF you're talking about since you decided we're mystery solvers , so I ended up reporting your own page and I'm not even kidding.
omalicha🫧@nambahuuuuuuOct 16
💔💔that poor girl. Please report that page guys this isn’t even funny.
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It's only a matter of time
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o chatgpt em 2070 procurando o cara que pediu pra ele avaliar a foto do pau:
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Le medecin m’a dit que j’étais schizophrène
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Na….. gunna cool but peak thug was u unstoppable … maybe it’s cuz he off the drugs and now he on probation for 30 years. Either that or fani Willis nerfed him by making him scared to rap like that again. but peak thug was being compared to Wayne.. Gunna > le Bebe tho
DJ Vlad
@djvladOct 16
Gunna took Young Thug’s style and did it better than him.
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My boss asked me to do a job above my pay grade & I responded with “that doesn’t work for me brother”
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I ran to catch the bus and I tripped
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WIFE JUST ASKED ME WHY I WANTED TO MARRY HER
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