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be a fool, believe things will be good.

WV
Joined November 2014
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when PBR comes to Huntington
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“too many sounds at once make me cunty” -me describing being overstimulated to my husband.
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Most people don't realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is also the Top Gun actor in the 1986 volleyball scene
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it is absolutely fucking terrifying raising a child in the world we live in.
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update, it was literally the worst job i’ve ever had 😂😩
y’all, i got an interview at MedVet Cincinnati!!! 🥺🤩
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me trying to self tan my back:
To prevent drying out in the hot sun of the dry season, the giant monkey frog secretes a form of organic ‘sun screen’ and applies it to its body [source, full video, BBC: buff.ly/2lhLK6Q]
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well, New Girl is off Netflix which means I officially have 0 reason to pay for it any longer 😑
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my biggest pregnancy craving so far has been wine. it’s all i can think about.
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y’all this pregnancy shit is H A R D
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bc his gf has excellent taste in music, might i add 🤠
Just want everyone to know, I saw @FlatlandCavalry in a small bar in Nashville before they made it to a Yellowstone episode 👀👀
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little bit of @FlatlandCavalry on yellowstone 😍 as excited as i am for the world to know them, i’ll miss them being a well kept secret!
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Will: *comes in the living room & demands control of remote* also Will: *asleep in 5 min* 🥴😑
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when Rip said “shut the fuck up & watch the sunset” @WilliamCopley1 really felt that.
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i feel like i’d be more of a labrador than a bichon 🥴
This is Tori. Sometimes she just gives up. And that's okay. 13/10
manager: you’re late me: i can turn around & go home if its a problem
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"Aristotle, offensive line, Iowa"
Reconstruction of Greek philosopher Aristotle based on his bust.
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Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone
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Disney+ is literally the best thing ever invented & i’ll die on that hill.
y’all, i got an interview at MedVet Cincinnati!!! 🥺🤩
the next trick i’m teaching my dogs is to not lick my glasses during cuddle sessions
“i can’t drive well when i have to poop” -@WilliamCopley1